Tuba wrote:1.She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE - She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT.
2.She is not a BAD COOK - She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE.
3.She does not wear TOO MUCH JEWELRY - She is METALLICALLY OVERBURDENED.
4.She is not CONCEITED - She is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST QUALITIES.
5.She does not want to be MARRIED - She wants to lock you in DOMESTIC INCARCERATION.
6.She does not GAIN WEIGHT - She is a METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER.
7.She does not TEASE or FLIRT - She engages in ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION.
8.She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
9.She is not TOO SKINNY - She is SKELETALLY PROMINENT.
10.She does not HAVE A MUSTACHE - She is IN TOUCH WITH HER MASCULINE SIDE
11.She does not HATE TELEVISED SPORTS - She is ATHLETICALLY IGNORANT.
12.She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.
13.She does not WEAR TOO MUCH PERFUME - She commits FRAGRANCE ABUSE.
14.She does not GO SHOPPING - She is MALL FLUENT.
15.She is not an AIR HEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
16.She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
17.She does not get FAT or CHUBBY - She achieves MAXIMUM DENSITY.
18.She is not COLD or FRIGID - She is THERMALLY INACCESSIBLE.
19.She does not WEAR TOO MUCH MAKEUP - She has reached COSMETIC SATURATION.
20.She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
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