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Re: Best Dumping Lines

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what about this one

i found out that i m infected with HIV

that is last time u will hear from her
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Re: Best Dumping Lines

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Zulaika,

I mean not all of them. Some relationships were great but the magic wears off and I don't believe in cheating so just better off killing it.

:lol: :lol: @ Bachelor for life :lol:


Realest,

Very good analysis. But seriously, why go back years later ? That person is going to be different than the person you were first attracted to and you will have also changed.

I sometimes sit back and look back and wonder what was I thinking when dating certain women.


Diyeesha>>>

Thats too extreme and focks up your chances with other women.
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Ayantu,

Then you can get: "No, you do deserve me. Stop talking like that."

Captain24,

LOL @ Lets be friends. That leaves some hope.

A more effective sentence would be, "Lets be friends with benefits !"[/quote]


Sounds like something the Cap would say anyway :lol: :lol:
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Re: Best Dumping Lines

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I never had a quite, peaceful breakup.. men can be drama queens
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That person is going to be different than the person you were first attracted to and you will have also changed.
Sxb, what if she changed for the better? The one I was talking about has become a real dime I regretted to have closed the door definetely.

Also, if she changes for the worse u just dont enter the small opening in the door :wink:
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AW, again, i know. i'm not big on this whole break up thing. i like it very simple, sometimes i don't even bother to verbally break up, i just go.
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AbdiWahab252 wrote:
Ayantu,

Then you can get: "No, you do deserve me. Stop talking like that."

Then you say: " This is the best for the both of us"
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Foxxy22,

Some people are just drama. The funniest comeback I ever got was about 1 year after breaking up from her asking if I was dating her friend cuz in a moment of anger between them her friend said her and I had a fling :lol:

I was tempted to lie and say yes to get back at her for her stupidity.

Realest,

Always forward mate. Never backwards.

MissNalia,

Friends with benefits can be great things: zero pressure, no future, and a great place to relax until the next relationship.

Screw,

To each his own.

Ayantu,

"Both of us" - Very loosely worded. How can you know whats best for both of you. Why not be honest and just say, "I am no longer interested in continuing a relationship with you."
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It depend if you dating a "good girl" and your not into her anymore just tell her It's me not you am sorry but if your dating a Sket a freak in the streets and a freak in the bed I just tell them It's not you...it's me...well ok..it is you. Welcome to Dumpsville. Population baby Later !
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AbdiWahab252 wrote:
Ayantu,

"Both of us" - Very loosely worded. How can you know whats best for both of you. Why not be honest and just say, "I am no longer interested in continuing a relationship with you."

I thaught you wanted it to be painless. But if honesty is what you want, honesty is will you'll get.
"I dont wanna be with you anymore"
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Re: Best Dumping Lines

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the best technique to dump on a girl is to hit on her best friend. You'd smash her ego and won't get close to you due to the inferiority complex she will acquire from you hitting on her best friend. It worked a lot of times for me.

But some girls are just dumb and won't move on untill you break it down and tell them, move the fck on
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Re: Best Dumping Lines

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Abdi, why not just tell her the truth, why you gotta come up with excuses and lies, just be honest, she might appreciate your honesty and leave you alone.
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Re: Best Dumping Lines

Post by AbdiWahab252 »

Ayantu,

Breaking up is never painless.



So Folks,

Whats your favorite method of delivering the bad news:

1. Telephone

2. Email

3. Txt msg

4. In person - if in person ? At your crib, at her crib or in a public place ?
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Re: Best Dumping Lines

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Nabz,

I am honest but some women don't get the meaning of no. Some genuinely believe the relationship can be salvaged.
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Re: Best Dumping Lines

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AbdiWahab252 wrote:Ayantu,

Breaking up is never painless.



So Folks,

Whats your favorite method of delivering the bad news:

1. Telephone

2. Email

3. Txt msg

4. In person - if in person ? At your crib, at her crib or in a public place ?

Most def has to be over the phone! :rose:
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