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Re: funniest racist joke ive heard

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In South Africa a nigger was walking with a parrot on his shoulder and on his way he meets with a white guy.
- He is so cute! Does he speak? Asks the white guy.
- I don’t know I just bought him! Says the parrot.

lol. Aw, lighten up people :mrgreen: ! (literally...lol...jk)
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Re: funniest racist joke ive heard

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why are black people's palms white?
cuz they put their hands on the wall when they were gettin sprayed black :lol: :lol:
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Re: funniest racist joke ive heard

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Alluring wrote:
shaamboo wrote:a guy comes to xamar form garbahaarey and asks to meet his leader
the nigerian peace keeper brings him to the toilet guess who he finds ??
His dignity?
have u ever seen mareexaan with a dignity ??
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Re: funniest racist joke ive heard

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shaamboo wrote:
Alluring wrote:
shaamboo wrote:a guy comes to xamar form garbahaarey and asks to meet his leader
the nigerian peace keeper brings him to the toilet guess who he finds ??
His dignity?
have u ever seen mareexaan with a dignity ??
Leaves the building. Walks to car, and drives the hell away.
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Re: funniest racist joke ive heard

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shamboo

its official a marexaan really hurt ur feelings today :lol:
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Re: funniest racist joke ive heard

Post by Warsan_Star_Muslimah »

Oh so we are having racist jokes, miya.

Okay this jewish dude said to me,

What do you get when you put together four Black Somali guys in a row?

Salaam
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Re: funniest racist joke ive heard

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Ok what do u call a black woman who just had an abortion.?


A Crime Stopper. :lol:
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Re: funniest racist joke ive heard

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dynamic wrote:shamboo

its official a marexaan really hurt ur feelings today :lol:

it takes more than ilko yar to do that
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Re: funniest racist joke ive heard

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what do you call 100 black guys lying on the grass



afroturf :lol:
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Re: funniest racist joke ive heard

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what do ya call a hundred black pppl running down a hill?

jailbreak :lol: :lol:

why do black people stink?

so blind ppl can hate them too :lol: :lol:

why do black ppl have white palms?

so they have a bit of goodness in them :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: funniest racist joke ive heard

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Warsan_Star_Muslimah wrote:Oh so we are having racist jokes, miya.

Okay this jewish dude said to me,

What do you get when you put together four Black Somali guys in a row?

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a kitkat :lol:
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Re: funniest racist joke ive heard

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two jews fall of the empire state building, who lands first?

who cares?

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