Dallo Airline

[abdikarim86]

i dont even go by plane anymore cuz of daalo

i take a dhag dheere from djibouti to hargeisa
takes 15 hours but at least its safer

[Sir-Luggoyo]

Gats,

For thrill seekers and adrenaline junks, this will be a lifetime experience.

[surrender]

NEVER TRAVEL WITH DAALLO AIRLINE, THIS IS THE REASON HAHAHAHHA


Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your captain (Xirsi) welcoming you on board of Dallo Airways.

We apologize for the four-day delay in taking off, it was due to bad weather and some overtime I had to put in at the bakery.

This is flight 126 to Hargeisa. Landing in Hargeisa is not guaranteed , but we will end up somewhere in the South. If luck is in our favour, we may even be landing on your village!

Dallo Airways has an excellent safety-record. In fact our safety standards are so high that even terrorists like osama are afraid to fly with us!

It is with pleasure, I announce that starting this year over 50% of our passengers have reached their destination.

If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can arrange to turn them off!

To make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable, we serve complimentary Bongo tea and Okin biscuits!

For our not-so-religious passengers, we are the only airline who can help you find out if there really is a God!

We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie will not be shown as we forgot to record it from the television. But for our movie buffs, we will be flying right next to Air mogadisho, where their movie will be visible from the right side of the cabin window.

There is no smoking allowed in this airplane. Any smoke you see in the cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow down!
In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as possible for the best view. If, however, we go a little too close, do let us know. Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark!

Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-off and fasten your seat-belt. For those of you who can't find a seat-belt, kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat ... and for those of you who can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a stewardess who will explain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase."

[Cali_Gaab]

Daalo truly is a death trap, something all you forumers need to experience.

When i went back home there was no space for my luggage and was told to keep it on my lap.

[Gatspy]

Serious rush of blood to the head eh Luggoyo, i'm so there dude

[Warsan_Star_Muslimah]

Daalo truly is a death trap, something all you forumers need to experience.

When i went back home there was no space for my luggage and was told to keep it on my lap.

Isn't there other airplanes to take?

I wanna go back to Somalia.

Salaam

[Cali_Gaab]

Sorry Warsan you're from xamar.

The only way to get there is to swim from India.

[Warsan_Star_Muslimah]

Say I want to go to Burco?

lol@swim, isn't it a good thing us xamarawis are swimmers then? We even have mermaids of the coast Xamar.

Salaam

[Cali_Gaab]

Mermaids?



what would you do in Burco, tell those mermaid stories over there....walahi waa lagu shiidan doona

[Warsan_Star_Muslimah]

Waarya, I have relatives in Burco if you must know.

lol@ shiidan doona, this lady from Burco, I once asked her if I went there with the way I speak, how would it be? And she goes, they'll stone you out of the city, no one can go there, not even those from Hargesia etc.

Salaam

[King-of-Awdal]

Daalo truly is a death trap, something all you forumers need to experience.

When i went back home there was no space for my luggage and was told to keep it on my lap.

Atleast you didnt see the Luggage right behind you. When we were taking the plane from Hargeisa to Djibouti the Luggage was right behind us strapped to some Rope. Only in Africa can shit like that happen.

[Voltage]

i asked flight attendant was going on and she said walaalo airportkii baanu radinanaa

[Enemy_Of_Mad_Mullah]

black velvet, that is only half of the story, walahay going on this things is not a laughing matter,waligaa ma aragtay diyaarad istarmiweeyda, oo dab diyaarad kale looga talaaloyo

Funniest thing i've heard in a loong time

[Xamud.]

Am not even gonna complain, when I went back Gabadho lay ag fadhisiyay they had to sit on top of each other(share a seat) and one of they kept on fall over to my side and on my lap I think she did it on purpose , abo was telling me to change seats with this old ladie but I felt comfortable waxan ku iri "aboo iska daa islaanta ha dhibin waan iska adkeysanaya"

[Voltage]

I just can't believe people didn't have seats in an airplane. Inaa lilaah