Would you rather have a retarded son or a gay son?

[Somalian_Boqor]

I am going for the Gay son, that way I can kill him with Allah's blessing if he doesn't stop his sins and become straight and ask forgiveness.

[Modey]

Perfect orderlol I will start.


Homosexuality originated from the womb of high testosteron mothers. Qaniisniimo is as a result of an imbalance of hormones. Somali women tend to have more testos and somali men tend to have a lot of astrogens.

I guess you have carried out a study on the subject?

I would rather take comfort in the knowledge that Allah will give me challenges that will strengthen me as a person.

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Nabeela

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[Basra-]

[quote="Somalian_Boqor"]I am going for the Gay son, that way I can kill him with Allah's blessing if he doesn't stop his sins and become straight and ask forgiveness. [/quote]


Your Highness Somali Boqor


How do u turn your gay son straight? Care to show examples of what u will do? Will u lock him or her in a room with the opposite sex and listen to the door and see if they are doing it'??




Modey I see you are intrigued at my study. loooool

[Nabeela]

Basra, I don't know why I thought you were homophobic, anyhow since you picked the gay son, hypothetically of course, what would you do if you find your gay son engaging in gay activities in your living room with his partner.

Nabs

No i am not homophobic. I am humanphobic, that includes homosexuals and u by the way.



If i saw my alleged gay son engage in a terroristic gay activity, i will boil hot water and splash it over them. Wait...i retract what i said-- i need to think of myself--- i will say--- I habaar you, my son, get out of my home. Send me $500.00 every month hoooyo-- ok?

Basra, Just kill the bastard and be done with it.

Mike, a teenager eh, no wonder you disappeared, they are quite a handfull, my condolences.

[Modey]

When have you ever been less then provocative?

[Somalian_Boqor]

Basra there are ways...

First and for most I would educate him, About Islam, and specially about the hell fire and what Allah will do to his kind if he doesn't change course.

I would lock him up for life in a prison in Mudug and release him once he changes and if he goes back to his gaynimo I would shoot him.

[Basra-]

Nabs

why are u pretending u dont like gays. What r u ?Fat and..... fill in the gap please.




Modey r u talking to me?

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LoL@ Somalian_Jaajaale

[Modey]

Certainly araBs.

[Basra-]

[quote="Somalian_Boqor"]Basra there are ways...

First and for most I would educate him, About Islam, and specially about the hell fire and what Allah will do to his kind if he doesn't change course.

I would lock him up for life in a prison in Mudug and release him once he changes and if he goes back to his gaynimo I would shoot him.[/quote]


Somali boqor

what if the son-- becomes religious, prays salat, becomes the best sheikh u can get. But one tiny tiny little problem-- he cant engage sex with a woman? His penis is not "strong" to do the job. What do u suggest from this point?



PS: For lesbians its easy. All she has to do is--open her legs and think of angelina jolie.

[Megatron]

Its official. Basras queer.

[Basra-]

[Nabeela]

Its official. Basras queer.

DUH. lol

[Basra-]