Advice to the Unmarried Somali Boys

[Twisted_Logic]

Thanks Hyper and Voltage

[Jamac_Yare]

am going to marry a non somali let alone same from same qabil

somali girls weey uu dhamatay

[Megatron]

Advice to Somali "boys" ? (cuz Allah knows a lotta y'all aint Men!) Borrow Firewalls porno collection, cuz you're gonna need it.

[Kolombo]

What does "aga" mean

More like "who" uses it and it is one sub-clan.

[AbdiWahab252]

Minneapolis,

Warya, it is always better from marry from your qabiil for security reasons and familiarity.

[surrender]

kan yar dhibaataa iska haysata!

[kambuli]

Surrender,

"Kee yar?" ma Hyper

[Hyperactive]

Surrender,

"Kee yar?" ma Hyper

eedo i guess she means the topic starter.

[FAH1223]

MM reminds me of my cousin. Dude was a waste 24/7, his mom arranged for him to get married to this poor Xalimo who has never seen a naked man in her entire life. The wedding night, his mom was like "Sir-Luggoyo, you are all he got, please save the wedding reception"

I did eeverything in my power and the reception turned out fine. Now, when everyone left, I drove with them to their new home. I took some time getting some presents fom the car. When I came in, dude was blazing himself with close friends in the living room, poor Xaliimo was in the bedroom by herself waiting. Now, him and his friends were so high that some of them were asking him if they could have sex with his bride.

[Murax]

Only potential disadvantage I ever heard about is tolka making a permenent base in Your house and a lack of 'xishood' since You're one of theirs.


Btw Lugooyo that story isn't true Man. In all Soomali marriages even the ones today the girl is pregnent within 12 hours of the wedding nikaax. Its also dhaqan carbeed too. Everyone I know that got married had a baby within a year, Skinnies waste no time getting to the point.

[AbdiWahab252]

Murax,

A friend of mine told me you never know your wife until after she gives birth to your child.

[zulaika]

Dumarka way cabsadaan ee ixtiraam miyaqaanaan.

i can't help but see the irony.... in the use of "ixtiraam" in that sentence.

[surrender]

Surrender,

"Kee yar?" ma Hyper

ka topiga bilaabay ayaan sheegi. asaga iyo gabdho waxa kala haysta waa cajiib.

[Lil_Cutie..]

I'm sure you could have come with a better bit of advice.

[Advo]

MM reminds me of my cousin. Dude was a waste 24/7, his mom arranged for him to get married to this poor Xalimo who has never seen a naked man in her entire life. The wedding night, his mom was like "Sir-Luggoyo, you are all he got, please save the wedding reception"

I did eeverything in my power and the reception turned out fine. Now, when everyone left, I drove with them to their new home. I took some time getting some presents fom the car. When I came in, dude was blazing himself with close friends in the living room, poor Xaliimo was in the bedroom by herself waiting. Now, him and his friends were so high that some of them were asking him if they could have sex with his bride.