Jehovah's witness

[sexy-kitten]

I want them to understand me cursing them out. LOL

[Beenaale_No1]

The key is to beat them at their own game. I always waste their f-king time. They ask me do I know Jesus? I tell them, yeah Jesus Navas, he plays for Seville, damn good player as well. It goes to a point where they actually leave me, than me leaving them.

You can't let these cunts beat you with their tedious crap religion.

[Firefly]

I can understand how it can irate you sometimes. I usually have Christians pay me a visit, if it's a female I let her in, and we have a good discussion. She talks to me about Christianity, and I talk to her about Islam. Happy all around.

[sexy-kitten]

Nah man, dhiigey igu kariyeen aabahood wasooyinka. She wouldn't leave my door until I took the JW pamphlet. I tried to be nice the first 2minutes, than I just said "Listen, I gotta go, and no I am not interested in converting to a JW"... The crazy bitch kept talking and said "Here, you have to at least take our pamphlet..." THE HELL I DO, I closed the door in her face

And beenaale- I wasn't talking about you lol... but your name sure does match the topic. And what does MJ(I hope you're referring to michael jackson) have to do with this topic?

Firefly, lol but the problem is, I don't want to talk to them about anything, unless I'm in a good mood... Than and only than, I mess with their heads.

[Amethyst]

Amethyst

Jehobah Witnesses are a huge lump of contradictions, evangalism is such an important part of their faith (here's the funny part)--There are limited places in the Kingdom of Heaven, reserved for only 200,000 followers--and you have to be born into the faith inorder to rightly recieve a seat in Heaven...

lol. From what Ive heard its really not even about converting u as much as it is about "testifying" before you in the presence of GOD that they've told you all that mumbo-jumbo. Besides, they gettin hella tech savy nowadays. No more old school knockin on doors for many of them either. I had a lady trynna make me a Jay-Hova via the phone just the other day. So, So much easier getting rid of them, as its like "Hello i'm calling from The church of"....Click! lol. They were prolly going off the entire phone book or something, too. lool. Like FOck!

I just say "no ingris" and they leave

Dude Tough luck, cuz in my city they got their pamphlets in SOMALI. And No, I KID you not . I was given one by someone once and that shit was mad weird too. I hate reading something somali, because I cant critally disect it or whetever...it sounds just like something we normally would say like: Ilaah baa mahad leh, Ilaah baa soo dajiyey, Ilaah ba sameeye, this and that. U gotta almost catch urself halfway from trynna say, well see, thats not so wrong and in ur head start to think of how Muslims think,.....Lakiin then u snap outta it be like Acuudibillah.