Your most awkward situation.

[Voltage]

Yaa beentaas ku sheegay? Somalis and professionalism are like a..well think of the most excluding comparison and that is it.

[Babygirl-]

Are you sure they weren't thinking why does this Asian think he is black?

[Voltage]

Are you sure they weren't thinking why does this Asian think he is black?

Xasbunalaah waa nicmal wakiil

[Somaliweyn Commando]

i was given a lecture by an adeer who wasnt the brightest person, yaa na haya wen he was speaking i burst out laughing in his face

[Goljano Lion]

True mirqaan
so many awkward situations that I have been through, my recent was when I was at my friends house and he was suppose to give me a lift back home, so I went outside I got into a car which I thought was my friend's car but it turns out to be an African American dude’s car, anyway I got into the car, sat down and started talking af Somali, after three minutes, I heard a loud voice…… what is wrong with you crack head Mota-phoker and gun pointed at me , then I realized I almost died. I let out myself sidii nin walan and got out the car and walked off.

[Basra-]

Vo its not because u r black. Its because u r adorable. U remind me of Woody allen, your small statue and your paranoia schizo eyes, is a magnet for trouble makers like me.

[Voltage]

Im almost 6'2 Basra.

[Basra-]

Vo i can never believe u r 6'2 !!! NEVER. U must be under 5'8 ......

[Voltage]

Sorry I am tarnishing the mental image you have of me but I am afraid I am just shy of 6'2.

[BaasAbuur]

Poor voltage.

[Voltage]

Baas, ever seen those college brochures and almost all have a coverage of black students that is not representative of their student body percentages? Well now we know how far they go to get those captures.

[BaasAbuur]

Baas, ever seen those college brochures and almost all have a coverage of black students that is not representative of their student body percentages? Well now we know how far they go to get those captures.

I used to see the same few black kids at my school on the brochures every year.

[Basra-]

Vo

Walaahi i kid u NOT. I have never MET u, yet i feel like i know u. BY that i dont mean the typical somalinet 'knowing' for i believe u and many in somalinet know me. But i really know the person u r that u dont disclose.I know your temprament, your moodiness, your undisclosed secrets, and even your voice. Your height is something i can estimate based on your moodiness and your temprament. U have the spirit of Siyaad baare, Woody Allen, - that small statue man who is easily gullible, who is easily loyal . Gullibility describes u a lot. You have a heart of gold, and a sweetness of a gullible child.

[Voltage]

They want to lip sync to diversity in education but they don't do anything to achieve it.

[Voltage]

Vo

Walaahi i kid u NOT. I have never MET u, yet i feel like i know u. BY that i dont mean the typical somalinet 'knowing' for i believe u and many in somalinet know me. But i really know the person u r that u dont disclose.I know your temprament, your moodiness, your undisclosed secrets, and even your voice. Your height is something i can estimate based on your moodiness and your temprament. U have the spirit of Siyaad baare, Woody Allen, - that small statue man who is easily gullible, who is easily loyal . Gullibility describes u a lot. You have a heart of gold, and a sweetness of a gullible child.

I suppose next is all the nick names I log in with right?

Well here is the thing I am most certainly not gullible, in fact everyone who knows and (plenty on this forum do) know I am very practical and a strategic analyst. Gullibility is mutually exclusive with this part of me. And yes I am close to 6'2.