Ask Paddington Bear anything

[zulaika]

BV,

forget the bear...I'd like to ask you questions..may I?

[Ka darag]

^^LOOOOOOOOL YH BV WHERE WER U BORN??

[gobdoon]

Whatis KA DARAG does it mean KA DHARAG.

[Paddington Bear]

The first time I fell in love, it was with my English teacher. Looking back now, I can see how mad I was. She was ugly and had breasts so saggy and big they almost reached her bellybutton. But I was young and she was clever and love was inevitable. It was unrequited love though.

The second time, it was with the Pakistani girl at my local shop. Every Saturday and Sunday her parents would ask her to look after the shop and she would sit there with an unhappy face and an unfriendly attitude. But I would still go there and try to make conversation while pretending to buy some of the nonsense they sold. She eventually told me she was not interested (in eventually, I mean months later).

I fall in love all the time now. It’s all about the perception not the image itself.

You say Ka Durug, I say Ka darag..ka durug..ka darag..ka durug..ka darag..lets just shut up and kiss

[JaMaaL-23]

BV,

forget the bear...I'd like to ask you questions..may I?

can I also ask u a question while you ask BV? So that we have a threesome questioning session

[Ka darag]

The first time I fell in love, it was with my English teacher. Looking back now, I can see how mad I was. She was ugly and had breasts so saggy and big they almost reached her bellybutton. But I was young and she was clever and love was inevitable. It was unrequited love though.

The second time, it was with the Pakistani girl at my local shop. Every Saturday and Sunday her parents would ask her to look after the shop and she would sit there with an unhappy face and an unfriendly attitude. But I would still go there and try to make conversation while pretending to buy some of the nonsense they sold. She eventually told me she was not interested (in eventually, I mean months later).

I fall in love all the time now. It’s all about the perception not the image itself.

You say Ka Durug, I say Ka darag..ka durug..ka darag..ka durug..ka darag..lets just shut up and kiss

LOVE DOESNT EXIST MY FRIEND ..SORRY TO BURST UR BUBBLE!!!!!

OH MY DAIZZZZZZ, I HAD A MAJOR CRUSH ON MY ENGLISH TEACHER THROUGHOUT YR 11.... HE WAS GREEK!

[Paddington Bear]

BV,

forget the bear...I'd like to ask you questions..may I?

Rude and polite all in one sentence! I agree. Ask her the questions.

BV,
I hated school. I did.

[gobdoon]

It seems some one is in love here or is it love troangle.

[JaMaaL-23]

KD

so u like hairy men like me and the bear

PB

sxb I had similar crush on my science teacher, she was the one that explained to me "where childen come from" mystery i mean theoratically

Gobdoon

I thought her name was ka dharag runtii, I kinda thought how generous is she?

[Ka darag]

KD

so u like hairy men like me and the bear

PB

sxb I had similar crush on my science teacher, she was the one that explained to me "where childen come from" mystery i mean theoratically

DID I NOT TELL U THAT I AM A LESBIAN????

[Paddington Bear]

He is too, silly. All men are lesbians.
Jamaal, tell me you were under ten at the time.

[black velvet]

Marmite actually yuk!

lool PB that didn't occur to me, if you want to share feel free but I wouldn't advise it.

What was your favourite subject at school and did you pursue it at Uni?

uh, I know this one

sex education was his favourite subject

I can't believe I quoted you to read that ^^ Piss taker. Lakin maybe it's true PB is a bit odd

[black velvet]

Feel free to ask me any question I will answer to the best of my ability

[Ka darag]

Feel free to ask me any question I will answer to the best of my ability

WER WAS U BORN BV????

[JaMaaL-23]

some1 needs to see their optimetrist

PD

9.5 I was

so we can svely assume that Maths wasn't your thing as you focused on her bossom