Craziest place in London

[gedo_gurl]

When I visited London one of my cousins took me out. This nigga was like let me show you around its my turn. After a while he was like fack it lets chew some qaad. We went to this marfish. This mothaphaka purchases almost half jawaan qaad ah. So we are sitting there chewing like a rat. All of a sudden a fight breaks out. There is these two guys who are fighting over a seat. I am just siting there staring and sweating marqaan daraadiis like I am running for tour the France...lol
Anayways the guy who was running the marfish came between them. He said lets examine who does the seat look like. In my mind I was thinking "am I marqaamin this much or this guy gone crazy?" waa aragtey marfish yaasha intooda badan dhulkaa lafadhiyaa darbigana dhoborkaa lagu haayaa.So the marfish owner started looking at the wall closely. The marfish guy said the size of this shoulders belong to you he pointed at one of the fighting guys. After two days stting there and chewing, it hit me how the guy who won the case won the case. Ileen meesha ragaan see u fadhiyeen oo u fadhiyeen dirbigii xataa ey ku masawirmeen.

leeeeeeeeeh! Uff!

Im already there complaining to my local MP to ban marfishes in my area, if its sucessful for one borough, the rest of London may follow suit. One man, a father and a husband was stabbed with a Samurai sword in a Kentish Town 'social club'...Im still in schock they didnt ban in them then. Legalize fatherhood, ban marfishes.

[Shirwac_1]

"Legalize fatherhood and ban mafishes"

That was funny.



I dont think they will ban qaad in England. I thought I heard some englishman commuted suicide over just the thought of banning qaad

[gedo_gurl]

How can someone defend themselves on judgement day with a case like that???

He was probably scared of having nothing better to do than getting a job! FACT - Somali men in the US are far more productive than ours...because the vast majority of them are wastemen chewers like the one you just mentioned. I wish there was a vigilante group of 'qaad widows' who broke into marfishes and broke teeth with baseball bats.

[Shirwac_1]

You see I think the proplem in England is ceyrta. A Farah will probably not go to work hadii shaqadii uu ka shaqeynaayey ey allmost isku lacag noqoto inta uu ceyrta kaheli karo waxey isdhahaan intooda badan maxaa laguugu xamaalanayaa!

Women in Londen chew qaad too.

[gedo_gurl]

Women dont have a chewing culture whereby men come to their house frequently and molest their daughters whilst 'asking for shaah' when theyre in the kitchen. And also, they dont sit in marfishes 24/7 abandonning their children...apples and pear mate, apples and pears.

Caydha is used to buy qaad because it aint their money, therefore easier to spend. The government have introduced 'new deal' a while back, meaning that healthy people cannot spend too much time on the dole, its the fake 'disability' allowance applicants that need to be checked.

[Shirwac_1]

The type of parent who lets her kids get molested is also part of the problem!

You are right about women not having chewing calture but that is changing or has changed.

I also have seen some underground merfish strictly only for females in london.

Ceyrta is contriputing them to be lazy. Thats still not excuse!

[Shirwac_1]

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[gedo_gurl]

You think these guys know that these 'adeero' are molesting their kids? Hes to high to know, and he trusts his friends too much when they leave the fadhi and harass his kids. I have heard way too many stories like that and was always so relieved my dad didnt chew. Qaad only brings bad news. I have an uncle in Somalia who spends all the remmitance money on qaad, he frustrates me so much but we're all he has as his family is dead...do you think we should let him starve just to teach him a lesson? Thats the kind of dilema the government are in...should they continue dole payments in the hope that they will use it to find jobs, or not let them have the money and see what they do for themselves?
If it were up to me, jobseekers would get a fiver a day and a free bus pass (all you need for a sucessful jobsearch), lets see how they like that.

[Shirwac_1]

Hold up Gedo Gurl. What kind of a man will chew in his fadhi while his kids are around? I have never seen anything like that before.

You know if you only knew me I hate to point the finger. If someone becomes a crackhead or a heavy qaad chewer that it becomes an obstacle to live theire life to get better. In my eyes it has nothing to do with a goverment . Its the individual that has to work for their own success. Are we talking about that this type of individuals(farahs) have the same apportunity...no. Still no excuse. If they dont have no skills then they need to muruqmaal!

[gedo_gurl]

You hold middle aged faaraxs in London in far too high esteem! They kids arent in the fadhi, but whos to help them when these crackhead pervs go to the loo and bump into the kids? Or go to the kitchen where junior haliimo is to 'ask for shaah'...its sad but true walaal.

You dont need skills to get a basic job, there are hard working faaraxs sweeping the streets and taking the trash out to help feed their families. They also drive buses, go to English lesson, basic maths lessons etc...I see them all the time and they are the ones who dont have a qaad addiction and whos kids arent criminals. Which then begs the question...why are faaraxs so lazy? I guess this will always go back to the caydh....balaayo idinku dacdey, daciifsanaa.

[Cumar-Labasuul]

Wallahi I wish qaad was externimated everywhere, it is the sole reason alot of marriages broka apart here and back hoome.

[sadeboi]

Honestly, we all know Somalis in Europe are really going to lack behind American Somalis because of he legalization of Khat.

Halkaan I think people only do it for social reasons,on weekends as it is their days off. anyone who just chews khat all the time is a bonafide loser.

[FAH1223]

was always so relieved my dad didnt chew.

same here, Thank God

Jaad only brings bad news and here in the states up to fifteen years behind bars

[military-mind]

Warning!
if the farax dont chew then hes drinking on the low

[Enlightened~Sista]

When I visited London one of my cousins took me out. This nigga was like let me show you around its my turn. After a while he was like fack it lets chew some qaad. We went to this marfish. This mothaphaka purchases almost half jawaan qaad ah. So we are sitting there chewing like a rat. All of a sudden a fight breaks out. There is these two guys who are fighting over a seat. I am just siting there staring and sweating marqaan daraadiis like I am running for tour the France...lol
Anayways the guy who was running the marfish came between them. He said lets examine who does the seat look like. In my mind I was thinking "am I marqaamin this much or this guy gone crazy?" waa aragtey marfish yaasha intooda badan dhulkaa lafadhiyaa darbigana dhoborkaa lagu haayaa.So the marfish owner started looking at the wall closely. The marfish guy said the size of this shoulders belong to you he pointed at one of the fighting guys. After two days stting there and chewing, it hit me how the guy who won the case won the case. Ileen meesha ragaan see u fadhiyeen oo u fadhiyeen dirbigii xataa ey ku masawirmeen.