I live with...

[paidmonk]

Perfect situation for people to lose virginity.

Look on the bright side.

[ire.]

Did you lose your virginity to your deadbeat, Cro-magnon-esque, thirty-five year old cousin?

I'm saving myself for Prince.

[paidmonk]

I wish my 35 yr old cousin would even look at me.

You obviously haven't learned the culture. When kids are between the ages of 11 and 17, depending on physical maturity, parents invite much-older cousins for long periods of time. These cousins do not work nor do they visit merely to reminisce about old times nor do they even need a reason to be visiting, be it halfway across the state or the globe. These cousins lounge around all day yet maintain a heavy presence around the chosen child.

Use your head, your parents set this up to 'break' you in. Get it over with and he'll be out in a snap.

[Gacalisa]

that is disgusting!!! May Allah help you!! seriously laakin dan la'aan maa ku dhacday?

[ire.]

I wish my 35 yr old cousin would even look at me.

I can loan you him, if you want. You seem really nimble, and you're probably a screamer. He'd like you.

[ire.]

He's watching America's Next Top Model.

I swear, if his hand moves any lower...

[Ka darag]

He's watching America's Next Top Model.

I swear, if his hand moves any lower...