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some idiot did the same thing to me once....You don't wanna know what happened next......Bal why wouldn't you be honest with your intension and be confident enough to ask about her number in the first place???

i hope you learned you lesson, somali dudes are pervs

The Nomad wrote:Wallahi, I used to do this all the time.

They would never remember who I was when I phoned, though, so it got awkward. That's what happens when you're forgettable.

LOL that has got to be the saddest thing I have heard in ages loool Ileen thats why you want to fiddle kiddies, you cant seem to attract grown women. I hope you get arrested for kiddie porno before you actually rape any kids.

[quote="gedo_gurl"][quote="The Nomad"]Wallahi, I used to do this all the time.

They would never remember who I was when I phoned, though, so it got awkward. That's what happens when you're forgettable.[/quote]

LOL that has got to be the saddest thing I have heard in ages loool Ileen thats why you want to fiddle kiddies, you cant seem to attract grown women. I hope you get arrested for kiddie porno before you actually rape any kids.[/quote]


&& your comment made it that much damn funnier

gedo_gurl wrote:

The Nomad wrote:Wallahi, I used to do this all the time.

They would never remember who I was when I phoned, though, so it got awkward. That's what happens when you're forgettable.

LOL that has got to be the saddest thing I have heard in ages loool Ileen thats why you want to fiddle kiddies, you cant seem to attract grown women. I hope you get arrested for kiddie porno before you actually rape any kids.

Show some sympathy and PM me your number

The Nomad wrote:Wallahi, I used to do this all the time.

They would never remember who I was when I phoned, though, so it got awkward. That's what happens when you're forgettable.

Thats sweet and uber creepy at the same time

S-D-M wrote:Have you ever wondered which hurts the most: saying something and wishing you had not, or saying nothing, and wishing you had?

the latter

That is just creepy

Babygirl- wrote:

Cardif-Girl/Isaaq-Girl/Mr-Harti/Dhulbahante-girl/Canood

Is hard to get number outta of somali girls, unless you show her a serious face like you aint palying with her or else,,,lol

I approach this one halimo inside a tmobile store on a busy day. I greeted her politley "abaayo fiiri, magacaagi maxuu ahaa, aan suaal ku waydiiyee". ofcourse she pretend that she was talkong on the phone and completely ignored me.

I went out side, got into my car, and waited for her to get in her car...asoon she did that, i block her car with mine from backing up, I get off my car and went up to her window and said, the funniest thing to her with a meanmugging face,....i got the number and next thing you know........im paying for the movies, dinner. she is pretty, so i figures she was worth it.........

I dont know if you guys should be sharing these stories. It makes you look like fockin stalkers.

I once put a gun on two girls, I got both their numbers and wallets

The best way to get a girl's number is write your number in a $100 bill, and give it to her. She'll call you in no time.

Mr_Harti wrote:i meet this girl yesterday in the bus, she is maanshalla somali girl i sit next to her she was talking on the phone for a long time, after shefinished i said salam calaykum abaayo can i use your telefone to make a call my credit just finished. she say yes of course aboowe, then i ring my fone and left a message, in the night i ring her and tell her who i am and she says '' You fuking bastard, how you can do tis to me, dont call me'' i say ok, then after 20 minute she call me back she laughing saying you have goo style we can be friends. you people you can learn from this information how to get nice girls

sneaky motherlover

It seems like Somali guys the world over use the same, lame, techniques.