Period Pains

[OliveOil]

Yo, which side of town u reside?

[FAH1223]

OK, so what do you want us to do for you marka? Since you have cramps and your stomach is killing you, ii sheeg, maxaan kuu sameyn karnaa?

It's just like me opening a topic telling these niggas "yo son, I got a mad headache"... What type of response to I expect? "Take Tylenol and shut the fuck up, bitch."

Gabar, u either reply politely or don't do it at all...got it? How many stupid topics are there in Snet abaayadiis...kayga baa dhaamo! Soo maadan garan? I guess reading people's silly responses will put a smile on my face and help me forget my pain...does that answer ur question inanta?

More than you'd think... Anything to put a smile on that frowning face.

Fah, ooooooooooooh oops you qarxi me... I'm OliveOil. I think Basra is rubbing off on you ma is tidhi? Columbus ma anaa leh?

North of 270? Or South of 270 near downtown?

or between east and west

[sexy-kitten]

Yo, which side of town u reside?

I'm in Portsmouth... Not far, why? You wish I was closer to you, right? Would you like to meet this sexy caramel drop?

Fah, how about 23 south? Typical Somali! Only know the major highway signs and the major roads of every Somali dominated city.

[Moguul21]

I can make your period pains go away holla at your boi

[FAH1223]

Yo, which side of town u reside?

I'm in Portsmouth... Not far, why? You wish I was closer to you, right? Would you like to meet this sexy caramel drop?

Fah, how about 23 south? Typical Somali! Only know the major highway signs and the major roads of every Somali dominated city.

23 can get you to Canada, I know that road too

okayyyyyy I see where you live now

[sexy-kitten]

Yo, which side of town u reside?

I'm in Portsmouth... Not far, why? You wish I was closer to you, right? Would you like to meet this sexy caramel drop?

Fah, how about 23 south? Typical Somali! Only know the major highway signs and the major roads of every Somali dominated city.

23 can get you to Canada, I know that road too

okayyyyyy I see where you live now

Masha'Allah Tabaaraka'Allah... The magic of google.

[OliveOil]

Moguul, explain



Sexy, he prolly been to this shithole!

[ToughGong]

[OliveOil]

^Yaa ku dhalay?

[FAH1223]

Masha'Allah Tabaaraka'Allah... The magic of google.

I didn't google that I was driving on that a couple months ago like Thanksgiving time

[Complicated19]

Sometimes the pain is so much that I dont leave my bed ...apparently hot water bottles help .. Im gonna buy one

[DisplacedDiraac]

^It sorta does.. My little sister loves them!
I usually kill the pain *before it starts* with pain killers

[SultanOrder]

i don't have them

[BlackVelvet]

^^ I wonder why

Girls, you know what helps? Eating heavy meals before you're due. Nothing worse than being caught out on an empty stomach balayo

[qoraxeey]

i dont have them ..... so much

im kind of blessed on that part lol