Halimos that are not Wifey type

[kambuli]

MVP,

Do these rules apply to men? If a guy falls under one or more of these illustrations, does it make him, no husband type

[Paddington Bear]

MVP,

Do these rules apply to men? If a guy falls under one or more of these illustrations, does it make him, no husband type

No. For men it's: If a guy writes a LIST, ditch him. He's a fussy pedant who will chase you around the house at the end of every month and tell you that you've used too many tea bags the previous week.

[ms.naliaa]

MVP,

Do these rules apply to men? If a guy falls under one or more of these illustrations, does it make him, no husband type

No. For men it's: If a guy writes a LIST, ditch him. He's a fussy pedant who will chase you around the house at the end of every month and tell you that you've used too many tea bags the previous week.

looool Marry me Peddington.

[Paddington Bear]

Lets do it now, naliaa. Lets do it now. We can have sheikh Somali Star as the wadaad and Abdulwahab and Coolpoison as witnesses.

[ms.naliaa]

Lets do it now, naliaa. Lets do it now. We can have sheikh Somali Star as the wadaad and Abdulwahab and Coolpoison as witnesses.

Why would you chose AW and Cool as witnesses??

I want my girls there.

[Paddington Bear]

Lets do it now, naliaa. Lets do it now. We can have sheikh Somali Star as the wadaad and Abdulwahab and Coolpoison as witnesses.

Why would you chose AW and Cool as witnesses??

I want my girls there.

To make it halal when I try to slip my hand into yours.
Bring your girls to the party later. First lets make this 'official'. Or as Abdi just whispered in my ear "Consummate then celebrate".

[qoraxeey]

Lets do it now, naliaa. Lets do it now. We can have sheikh Somali Star as the wadaad and Abdulwahab and Coolpoison as witnesses.

make u sure U dont talk about al.shabab or disagree with him on anything, during your meher ceremony .. otherwise he will call u a kafir & shot u down

[Paddington Bear]

Lets do it now, naliaa. Lets do it now. We can have sheikh Somali Star as the wadaad and Abdulwahab and Coolpoison as witnesses.

make u sure U dont talk about al.shabab or disagree with him on anything, during your meher ceremony .. otherwise he will call u a kafir & shot u down

He would approve of this sort of thing. Xarakat Al Mujahedeen Al Shabab encourages all it's potential members to marry early and have plenty of children. It's the opposite of the Chinese system of one family one child. Al Shabab encourage one bonk, one child.

[ms.naliaa]

Lets do it now, naliaa. Lets do it now. We can have sheikh Somali Star as the wadaad and Abdulwahab and Coolpoison as witnesses.

Why would you chose AW and Cool as witnesses??

I want my girls there.

To make it halal when I try to slip my hand into yours.
Bring your girls to the party later. First lets make this 'official'. Or as Abdi just whispered in my ear "Consummate then celebrate".

looool @ consummate and celebrate.
Can we do both at the same time???

[Paddington Bear]

With your girls there? That wont be a wedding, it’ll be an orgy dear. Err..count me in.

[ms.naliaa]

With your girls there? That wont be a wedding, it’ll be an orgy dear. Err..count me in.

lol
Nalia does not share.

[Paddington Bear]

That's not very encouraging, naliaa. The last time I visited my optician, he gravely informed me that I suffer from an incurable roving eye.

[SummerRain]

Paddy, you like being chased don't you?

[Paddington Bear]

Paddy, you like being chased don't you?

Only by females and only around a king size bed. At all other times, I do the chasing Ismahan.

[ms.naliaa]

That's not very encouraging, naliaa. The last time I visited my optician, he gravely informed me that I suffer from an incurable roving eye.

You can look but you cant touch.

(cause I do it all the time )