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i fixed my bed after constant harrassment from my mother.lol

hyperactive wrote:i fixed my bed after constant harrassment from my mother.lol

A man is lying on a beach when a large gust of wind covers him in sand. Sound asleep the man is oblivious. the only thing sticking out is his big toe. A local slag is walking along the beach at the same time and sees the toe. She pulls her nickers to one side and humps the toe until satisfied then simply gets up and strolls off.

another gust of wind uncovers the man of sand and wakes him up. Oblivious he gets up and walks home. 3 days later the man wakes up with an itchy toe and goes to the doctors for advice. After an examination the doctor tells the man he has syphilis of the big toe. The man replies "syphilis of the big toe, that sounds rare". To which the doctor replies "if you think thats rare, i just diagnosed a woman with athletes cunt"!

qoraxeey wrote:

hyperactive wrote:i fixed my bed after constant harrassment from my mother.lol

yes she was verbally harrassment a week now to fix my room.
now i fixed the bed, latter will be hunging my cloths next 3 or 4 days.

Hyper

Your mother is a great woman masha'Allah

now thats how u raise your children

my room is disaster .lool i like throwing things on the floor .. lakin im better with it now

i used to pay my 8 years old sister to fix my room , so my mother wont bother me.

tan yar wey kibirtay, she says: you've hands fix youself.
inan yara hadado weye, .lol

i'm hungry and i'm too lazy to eat

I hope this thread fails

Oxidant wrote:I hope this thread fails

You're a typical Somali, who has destroyed his own country. Now, since he doesn't have the abilities to destroy any other country, he/she resorted to taking up arms against threads on different online sites. What's next? Take arms against your shadow..

Knight of Wisdom wrote:

Oxidant wrote:I hope this thread fails

You're a typical Somali, who has destroyed his own country. Now, since he doesn't have the abilities to destroy any other country, he/she resorted to taking up arms against threads on different online sites. What's next? Take arms against your shadow..

It’s called a joke, clown ass

Take a deep breath and relax.

Knight of Wisdom wrote:I once almost french-kissed my 3rd cousin. She was marvelously beautiful. She visited from Sydney, Australia. Her accent must've bedazzled me, for all I know. Although, I stopped myself in having any sexual relationship with her, I still regret that I did not complete that kiss [ because I didn't knew it was wrong to kiss a cousin on the lips ] Now I know.

Thats pretty nasty.

ms.naliaa wrote:

Knight of Wisdom wrote:I once almost french-kissed my 3rd cousin. She was marvelously beautiful. She visited from Sydney, Australia. Her accent must've bedazzled me, for all I know. Although, I stopped myself in having any sexual relationship with her, I still regret that I did not complete that kiss [ because I didn't knew it was wrong to kiss a cousin on the lips ] Now I know.

Thats pretty nasty.

I doubt that. If you and your male cousin were the last to be alive on Earth, I bet you wouldn't hesitate in making him give you all the different pleasures you can think of.

Skippa wrote:

dawwa9 wrote:

Skippa wrote:

mine status says the same. do they upgrade dayly, weekly?

Arbmn wrote:A man is lying on a beach when a large gust of wind covers him in sand. Sound asleep the man is oblivious. the only thing sticking out is his big toe. A local slag is walking along the beach at the same time and sees the toe. She pulls her nickers to one side and humps the toe until satisfied then simply gets up and strolls off.

another gust of wind uncovers the man of sand and wakes him up. Oblivious he gets up and walks home. 3 days later the man wakes up with an itchy toe and goes to the doctors for advice. After an examination the doctor tells the man he has syphilis of the big toe. The man replies "syphilis of the big toe, that sounds rare". To which the doctor replies "if you think thats rare, i just diagnosed a woman with athletes cunt"!

~Typical horny woman hater's joke...crass and tasteless