A Somali Joke ( Somalilanders )

[Executive]

I bet the husband was Dhulbahante

lmao that means only hj women love dhulbahante men.

Saxiib its a good thing that qabils mix, their marry our daughters, we marry there daughters. that brings people together

[NewHargeisaGirl]

damn that was a funny one !!!

[Siciid85]

I bet the husband was Dhulbahante

lmao that means only hj women love dhulbahante men.

Saxiib its a good thing that qabils mix, their marry our daughters, we marry there daughters. that brings people together

why are you guys refusing somaliland then? would you rather have a majerteen from eyl rule you then the father in law or brother of your wife.

[Executive]

Siciid85

This is why we can never get along. your idea of Somaliland is to rule Dhulbahante. Kulahaa would you rather have them ruling you or us ruling you. This is the very reason we piss on you.

[malakumod]

I bet the husband was Dhulbahante

[malakumod]

Siciid85

This is why we can never get along. your idea of Somaliland is to rule Dhulbahante. Kulahaa would you rather have them ruling you or us ruling you. This is the very reason we piss on you.

Exucutive
wax walba looma jawaabo, specially when the statement does not even make sense.

[Siciid85]

Executive, well obvisiouly i meant it as a joke way, but ordinary somalilanders can't change everything if dhullos view everything as being ruled, they are obvisiouly having a hard time coming in to the terms that somaliland is here to stay.

[AsadSL]

would you rather have them ruling you or us ruling you

[Executive]

Siciid85

you created somaliland keep your dirty laundry


malakumod

you are right

[ToughGong]

asOMALI walked into a public toilet where he found two cubicles, of which one was already occupied. So he entered the other one, closed the door, dropped his trousers and sat down.

A voice came from the cubicle next to him: “Hello mate, how are you going?” he thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude he replied “Yeah, not too bad thanks.”

After a short pause,he heard the voice again “So, what are you up to mate?” Again he answered, somewhat reluctantly it must be said. Unsure what to say, he replied “Umm, just having a quick poo… How about yourself?”

he then heard the voice for the third time …

“Sorry mate, I’ll have to call you back. I’ve got some d*ckhead in the loo next to me answering everything I say.”

[Siciid85]

Executive, that is what you think, but truth is every clans representations were present in 1991- Burco when somaliland was created.

[malakumod]

would you rather have them ruling you or us ruling you

the irony here is that when of you makes an statement like i actual laugh at u people and i moreover pity u lot.
it clearly shows your laangaabnimo and your lowly mentality.
he says would you rather have us rule you or them. BY us he means Isaaq oo dhan and by the mj (harti)
not not kombe not, kablalax not not darood.
this is like me saying to a muse abakor guys, warya would rather be ruled by maxamed abokor or daarood.
imagaine daarood competing with maxamed abokor ma laf u diganta how preposterous would that be? but the truth is this the reality of you people isaaq oo dhanba dhulbahnate la tartamaya and that buts things in perspective.

p.s perhaps i shouldnt diss all of iidoor for a statement made by an idirays cabdulle guy becuase you would expect such a person to say that

[Khalid Ali]

I stopped convincing dhulos to somaliland they will never accept it waligood iidoor uun bey u arkayaaan and for qabil reasons they will never share something with the other clans of somaliland , that’s why beryahan aan ssc u duuliyo viva ssc meel fiican bey maraysa

[AsadSL]

War midnimo haa oo malaayn laangaabnimo. United we stand divided we fall. Tell me one thing darood ama harti has done for dhulbahnate today b Exactly nothing if so it wouldn't be in the situation it is right now. because you keep screaming ya darood ah..

[Siciid85]

funny how this went from "Saxiib its a good thing that qabils mix, their marry our daughters, we marry there daughters. that brings people together" to you created somaliland keep your dirty laundry i have to admit dhullos are great comedians.