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seemeyer wrote:I ain't Welsh m8,but you know what the Welsh say about sheep
"we shag 'em the English eat them"

it's ok I'd be scared of uk police if that was all I knew

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"Why couldn't the American woman play violin?

She didn't know which chin to stick it under."

seemeyer wrote:I ain't Welsh m8,but you know what the Welsh say about sheep
"we shag 'em the English eat them"

A Welshman, a sheep, and a dog were survivors of a terrible shipwreck. They found themselves stranded on a desert island.

After being there a while, they got into the habit of going to the beach every evening to watch the sun go down. One particular evening, the sky was red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle; a perfect night for romance.

As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the Welshman. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. But the dog got jealous, growling fiercely until the Welshman took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed by, and lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman the Welshman had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way when they rescued her, and they slowly nursed her back to health. When the young maiden was well enough, they introduced her to their evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening: red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze; perfect for a night of romance.

Pretty soon, the Welshman started to get "those feelings" again. He fought them as long as he could, but he finally gave in and leaned over to the young woman, cautiously, and whispered in her ear...

"could you take the dog for a walk?"

^ Ina lax wase

marcassmith wrote:

These euro-boyz might as well form a boy band. They are as intimidating as a granny with pursue. At least they wouldnt hestiate to put bullets in Jamac yare and Co.

Jamac yare your welcome anytime in Amsterdam , we don't have postcode wars in Amsterdam ova here real reconizes real.

S_lander-boy wrote:

Jamac yare your welcome anytime in Amsterdam , we don't have postcode wars in Amsterdam ova here real reconizes real.

see you around xmas party with some Suranam bitches
Laakin rotterdham the real Hood sxb