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ya ma suga daddy..... dnt hate raven sky.... wen u grow up u will grow breast and a azzz and mayb jus mayb u mite get a guy 2 u his numba if u try really hard .... dnt cry sum ppl r late developers .... jus stuff ya bra 4 now ..... dnt hate me coz u aint me....
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" Girl you are so fine i bet the angels in heaven are missing a angle"! Laughing
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("Your a dime peace") Laughing Thats a cheap pick up line.
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all's well that ends well, ok?
So I'll end this shit wit a "F**K you, but have a nice day!"
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If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head? Very Happy
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^^ Laughing Laughing .... I'll try that on a white girl, NEVER a somalian.
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How about this 1.... "Your dad must of been a thief, he took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyez".
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Laughing nah its all about this one

"ur dad must be a terrorist cuz u tha BOMB"
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"walaalo 079 maxa ku xiga?" Cool
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Laughing Laughing .... "079 maxaa Ku Xiga" man busses that inside the raves still ... Big shout out 2 all the Xalimos that co-operate with that line.
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Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Make it simple, "You've been a bad, bad girl. Now go to my room!" Twisted Evil
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Laughing Laughing ... Freestyler bro U'll get a slap 4 them cheezy talks der.
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"nice legs, what time do they open" ummm Neverrrr..
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Shocked Baicarumba...are those real? try this one i grantee u u'll get 1 for sure Laughing unless the chick is some how retarded...
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Post by lady_habarjeclo »

[quote="WaarYaaHaa"]how about..........hey why u rushin girl, i dont see a ring on dat finger????
or i tell u i got 3 questions to ask and if all of dem r yes, then i tell u wat tha deal is. she say ye go on then so u say do u like chocolate???yes i do so u say do u think i have enuff confidence to ask u 4 a dance??? she say yes, then u say if i kissed u right now, would u slap me, then she say no and u dont wait u slapp her wit ya toungue, badawww. and if u as slick as me, trust me u wont get slapped, even though one fat girl done it to me one time. i was even doin her a favour. but anywayz, fuk off[/quote] Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing TWO CAN PLAY THE SAME GAME..............
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