When I Was Younger

[Faranacab]

I thought my mother and father were brother and sister

They could still be a brother and sister in Islam. As a kid you were fine.

[yunis09]

i used wonder why my older bros and their friends would always look at a girls bottom when they walk by till hit 14
i used to think all muslims were somalis
i always used hold my nostrils together when ever my cousins mum(warsangali) comes to the house
i used to think girls/women dont need the toilet as they never fart

[DisplacedDiraac]

i always used hold my nostrils together when ever my cousins mum(warsangali) comes to the house

Loooooool... Nacaas..

[Mystic_Angel]

When I was younger, I always thought when a female and a male hugged, it meant, that they were having sex, which resulted in having babies. So everytime my brothers or uncles would want to give me a hug, I would run yelling out that I wasn't ready, and also I used to believe if I stayed up too long at night, dhagdher would probe me.

[SultanOrder]

Ok I use to think as a kid that I was the only real person, and that the only place that existed was where ever I was, If I was at home that was the only place that existed and everywhere else was black.

I also thought that everyone was in on some secret that they didn't want me to know about.

I also thought that there was a camera in my house always watching me when I was alone.

I thought that if I stepped inside a church I would become gaal, or God would destroy the church with me in it.

I use to think that girls could read minds and was jealous why boys couldn't.

[Faranacab]

When I was younger, I always thought when a female and a male hugged, it meant, that they were having sex, which resulted in having babies. So everytime my brothers or uncles would want to give me a hug, I would run yelling out that I wasn't ready, and also I used to believe if I stayed up too long at night, dhagdher would probe me.

Good one. You were fine as a kid.

[sexy-kitten]

When I was a little girl, I ignored anyone who did not call me Aisha.

I was scared of the aadan. I would literally cry! Lol

I didn't sleep for weeks cuz of captain hook. Hooyo had me fucked up cuzz she'd tell he might come to the room if I didn't sleep!

Lunch was my least favorite meal! My aunt would put her shoes on and tuck in her dirac cuz I was nowhere to be found qado time. She was fast! She'd catch me half way through the xaafad.

I wanted to grow a schlong just like the boys...

I was a little brat as a kid! I beat a boy up and 2 minutes later took a picture while the boy was still crying and there I was standing next to him smiling. I still have that picture!

I bullied girls who had "boyfriends"

I miss the bathroom fights lol. "oh word? U tryna bang? check me in the bathroom bro"




Did anyone else have that uncle that just LOVED beating your ass for smallest mess ups? Lol

[Spursman]

sexy-kitten captain hook from peter pan waa sidaas deeh i was scared of dhagdheer stories dhagdher dimatooy dhulkee nabadey like a fuley loved diin iyo dacawo stories/sheeko

[Mr. Yungnfresh]

When I was younger, I thought I'd be older than my older siblings when I grew up

When I was younger, I thought growing your hair long transforms you into a girl

When I was younger, I thought people changed shapes whenever I turned around...so I'd casually be walking and then turn around quick so I could catch them before they turned back into a human, and got frustrated everytime cuz I didn't turn around quick enough

When I was younger, I thought if I showered and scrubbed hard enough, I'd become cadaan

When I was younger, I actually wished I was older...looking back, this is the most fucked up one of them all

[sexy-kitten]

sexy-kitten captain hook from peter pan waa sidaas deeh i was scared of dhaqdheer like a fuleyloved diin iyo dacawo stories/sheeko

Oooooh, I remember cagdheer & dhegdheer. Caasho dhegdheer cirka noo daa...

This is the funniest..

"waxaa jiri jiray (insert your name) shaxshaxleey iyo (insert your name) oo uff uff ah... Maalin maalmaha ka mid ah (insert moral of the story here)...

[Garaad_LQ]

i always used hold my nostrils together when ever my cousins mum(warsangali) comes to the house

Loooooool... Nacaas..

lol tell'em walaalo , show some respect for your abtiyaal waryaa












when i was very young


i thought when people die they all burn in hell for few weeks then come back to life as new born babies

i thought reer boorame were all Geed-ismaris , or shape-shifters

i though dhagdheer was my distant ayeeyo

i thought africa was a country

i thought as human u can marry a jinni and live with them

i thought Nabi Mohamed was Somali

i thought the earth was flat , and if you walk far enough you can reach it's edge

i thought Somalia was a world superpower

[qoraxeey]

When I was younger, I thought if I showered and scrubbed hard enough, I'd become cadaan

lool haha






anyhow having laught now ..

I have to say you all were a bunch of stupid kids

[BlackVelvet]

I believed I was adopted, when ever my parents said we need to talk....I thought they were gonna break the news to me.

I thought everyone on earth were alien including my parents and I was the only human being and they showed their true form when I was in bed.

I thought the satellite blinking in the night was a small sun.

I thought when it was raining outside, it was raining everywhere in the world.

I thought if I threw a rock high enough I would hit the sky.

I thought if I was rude to my "abtis" or they were displeased with me in the slightest manner I would certainly go hell.

I thought since jesus was white, nabi maxamad (SAW) was also white (major coonary)

I was unaware cars worked on Gas.

I thought my brother was nothing less of a genius, he could do no wrong in my eyes and he was destine to be a hero.

I thought there was untold treasure buried in my backyard.

I thought I was in love with this girl so I gave her a tomato, yes a tomato.

The whole family were watching TV and the scene was of the bad guy slowly sneaking up behind the good guy and I shouted "adeero halmar gadaashaa fiiri"

At dugsi everyweek I would recite the same cashar with different voices to fool the macalin, I never passed juz cama in years....ok you guys share

[BlackVelvet]

i used to think at bed time if i dont put the cover over my head the shaydaam would go inside my head

Rageedi, I used to think if I don't cover my face with the sheets the shaydaan will slap me.

I am loving this thread, proves you were all born with your mental conditions.

[Mystic_Angel]

i always used hold my nostrils together when ever my cousins mum(warsangali) comes to the house

what an idiot. Your parents must have been full of cuqdad. Kulaha she was warsangale, people like you should be stone to death