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Advo wrote:I find that hard to believe unless she's numb down there and his soft as muffins. Weeks aaah? now days people hit it before the wedding u feel me. Bust a nut prior to the two step dance that awaits them just to make it through. if she's scared or has a phobia he can take it slow u get me? the tip goes in, then lil bit of the shiaft, followed by a lil bit more of the shaft etc.

No lie, my uncle told me about this newlywed couple that lived by us back in hargiesa. Let's just say she had a phobia of penis and when he tried, she started screaming for help. So my dad and uncles put on their capes and rushed to rescue the chick but once the husband explained himself, they left home alone. In the end she finally stopped screaming and started moaning :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: this guy is comedian
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Advo wrote:I find that hard to believe unless she's numb down there and his soft as muffins. Weeks aaah? now days people hit it before the wedding u feel me. Bust a nut prior to the two step dance that awaits them just to make it through. if she's scared or has a phobia he can take it slow u get me? the tip goes in, then lil bit of the shiaft, followed by a lil bit more of the shaft etc.

No lie, my uncle told me about this newlywed couple that lived by us back in hargiesa. Let's just say she had a phobia of penis and when he tried, she started screaming for help. So my dad and uncles put on their capes and rushed to rescue the chick but once the husband explained himself, they left home alone. In the end she finally stopped screaming and started moaning :lol:


looool this is the funniest thing i've ever heard :clap: :clap:
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Ka darag wrote:
Ladyyonelove wrote:i have a phobia of getting pregnant :cry:
pill and condoms :up:

why dont u wanna get preggers? u r getting married...

i always thought condoms were haraam because its preventing you to have a baby? and yahh still i have a phobia of it duhh loool
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Ladyyonelove wrote:
Ka darag wrote:
Ladyyonelove wrote:i have a phobia of getting pregnant :cry:
pill and condoms :up:

why dont u wanna get preggers? u r getting married...

i always thought condoms were haraam because its preventing you to have a baby? and yahh still i have a phobia of it duhh loool
:| I dnt even know...im not knowledgeable...all i know is contraception is allowed in some circumstances.
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idk wallahi i should ask a shiekh about that or something i was just thinking it would be :?:
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Ladyyonelove wrote:Soooo I've noticed from a few married friends of mine that they don't really hit it on the first night after the wedding some of them don't hit until a week or soo later and i for a fact wont be getting hit until couple of months later ahahaha but whats ya'll opinion? men and woman dont be shy speak up is it caadey to do it on the first night? or would ya'll be shy? letssss get this poppinnn ahahaha :clap:
so why did u and perfect order lie to me and said u were married? :shock:
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samadoon it was a joke walaalo i hope you didn't take it to the heart p.s i had a crush on you thats why lmfao :D
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Ladyyonelove wrote:samadoon it was a joke walaalo i hope you didn't take it to the heart p.s i had a crush on you thats why lmfao :D
I'm taken, and I wont be thinking of second wife for the next two weeks.u can submit an application though.I could swear one of u sweared by allah to me,thats why I believed it :evil:
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loooool its okayy nooh sooner or later you'll come around ladyyonelove doesn't take rejections baan kuu daahay lool and no what is aid was
yaa allah isku xiishod hubeenkayga uu ku maaglieen loool i never swore on allahs name neither did he lol but am not 17 walaalo :lol:
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Ladyyonelove wrote:loooool its okayy nooh sooner or later you'll come around ladyyonelove doesn't take rejections baan kuu daahay lool and no what is aid was
yaa allah isku xiishod hubeenkayga uu ku maaglieen loool i never swore on allahs name neither did he lol but am not 17 walaalo :lol:
its all Gucci,now since u have the SSC flag i will come around when u turn 18,i'm not a pedo u know :lol:
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iga gaalay don't make my life any more miserable then it is right now loool am celebrating the big 2-1 inshallah wa'taala tomorrow nooh soo get your gift ready aha :clap:
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Ladyyonelove wrote:iga gaalay don't make my life any more miserable then it is right now loool am celebrating the big 2-1 inshallah wa'taala tomorrow nooh soo get your gift ready aha :clap:
haye,what u want for Bday gift? af-somali learning kit or fish and chips plate?
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i prefer the aaf somali learning kit yo real talk i need major improvements loool thanks for pointing that out aha :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Ladyyonelove wrote:i prefer the aaf somali learning kit yo real talk i need major improvements loool thanks for pointing that out aha :lol: :lol: :lol:
haye,i will tutor you in af-soomali.open ur room's window for me and dont tell mommy,ok? :lol:
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husbankayga is gonna kill you sooo noo loool you can just teach me here on this thread nooh :clap:
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