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Advo wrote:I find that hard to believe unless she's numb down there and his soft as muffins. Weeks aaah? now days people hit it before the wedding u feel me. Bust a nut prior to the two step dance that awaits them just to make it through. if she's scared or has a phobia he can take it slow u get me? the tip goes in, then lil bit of the shiaft, followed by a lil bit more of the shaft etc.

No lie, my uncle told me about this newlywed couple that lived by us back in hargiesa. Let's just say she had a phobia of penis and when he tried, she started screaming for help. So my dad and uncles put on their capes and rushed to rescue the chick but once the husband explained himself, they left home alone. In the end she finally stopped screaming and started moaning

Advo wrote:I find that hard to believe unless she's numb down there and his soft as muffins. Weeks aaah? now days people hit it before the wedding u feel me. Bust a nut prior to the two step dance that awaits them just to make it through. if she's scared or has a phobia he can take it slow u get me? the tip goes in, then lil bit of the shiaft, followed by a lil bit more of the shaft etc.

No lie, my uncle told me about this newlywed couple that lived by us back in hargiesa. Let's just say she had a phobia of penis and when he tried, she started screaming for help. So my dad and uncles put on their capes and rushed to rescue the chick but once the husband explained himself, they left home alone. In the end she finally stopped screaming and started moaning

Ka darag wrote:

Ladyyonelove wrote:i have a phobia of getting pregnant

pill and condoms

why dont u wanna get preggers? u r getting married...

Ladyyonelove wrote:

Ka darag wrote:

Ladyyonelove wrote:i have a phobia of getting pregnant

pill and condoms

why dont u wanna get preggers? u r getting married...

i always thought condoms were haraam because its preventing you to have a baby? and yahh still i have a phobia of it duhh loool

Ladyyonelove wrote:Soooo I've noticed from a few married friends of mine that they don't really hit it on the first night after the wedding some of them don't hit until a week or soo later and i for a fact wont be getting hit until couple of months later ahahaha but whats ya'll opinion? men and woman dont be shy speak up is it caadey to do it on the first night? or would ya'll be shy? letssss get this poppinnn ahahaha

Ladyyonelove wrote:samadoon it was a joke walaalo i hope you didn't take it to the heart p.s i had a crush on you thats why lmfao

Ladyyonelove wrote:loooool its okayy nooh sooner or later you'll come around ladyyonelove doesn't take rejections baan kuu daahay lool and no what is aid was
yaa allah isku xiishod hubeenkayga uu ku maaglieen loool i never swore on allahs name neither did he lol but am not 17 walaalo

Ladyyonelove wrote:iga gaalay don't make my life any more miserable then it is right now loool am celebrating the big 2-1 inshallah wa'taala tomorrow nooh soo get your gift ready aha

Ladyyonelove wrote:i prefer the aaf somali learning kit yo real talk i need major improvements loool thanks for pointing that out aha