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abdisamad3 wrote:there is some truth in that video the ugandese/burundians are slaughtering in muqdisho,
walahi the only reason I dont support the shabab is because of their allegiance to alqaida this has turned many people away from the shabab,
that is the reason they are getting alianiated in every cornet..they dont have a political ambitions that appeals to somali masses
if they just claimed their allegiance to the Somali people and drop the global jihad they could win every ones support and form a goverment,
yap somali pple are tired of these foreigners meddling in their business bro..if they just say Islanimo iyo Somalinimo and stop the dagdag speedy judgements on pple they will be the reall somali government wallah
What is a little welfare queen like yourself doing consorting with a lot of ugly forest-chins a continent away? I see what you're upto. Teenage rebellion. Happens to the best of us. Part of the allure I think is that young men want to kick down the doors of orthodoxy and turf out the grey hairs so they can remake the world anew. In the spring of my life before I had my hip operation I ran to wild misadventures too, but ours took the form of experimenting with psychedelics and putting our manhood where the clerics told us not to and letting no beauty go unkissed. The great rush of endorphins could drown you in joy.
In such a fashion have the young been inclined to behave since the first advanced gorilla put on a turban, reared his buttocks majestically to the sky and scraped his head on the floor. It's in the blood. The young generation, observing the witless prohibitions and imbecilities of the old timers, went crusading for the true, the good and the beautiful. I think I even sired a kid or two out of wedlock, but I can't say anymore 'cause you might identify me as your father and report me to child protection.
But the point is that our rebellious phase struck a life affirming poise. We strove to end the evils of the world, the endless wars, the social inequality, the clannism, the racism, the sexism, the towelheadism. Our motto was: Repent not when thy semen gushes!
No, that was just mine, but it was something just as uplifting and highflown, something which made one swing his feet out of bed and whistle a happy tune in the bright hope that we could usher in the New Tomorrow. A thousand prayers ascended to heaven, a thousand beer parties were held. But in all your heady youthful sweatings and strivings I discern no hint of joy pursued, no glimmer of trying to build a better world, nothing but chasing old grannies off the beach and keeping the boys away from the pretty girls so they can turn gay and generally making a nuisance of yourself.
In the deep dark 3am of the soul I think: Waxaan yaa dharbaaxo kaga gooya.
I know it's just a rebellious phase, that in the forward march of time you will find a more suitable outlet for your hormonal drives, but can't you just mount a prossie? I wish you luck abti 'cause I love you for the sake of Allah and hate to see you fritter away your salad days on masturbating furiouslly to head-hacking videos. Find a girl waraa.
I hope you talk to your parents before you take off it is highly possible that you might never see them again.
Meanwhile here are top 6 things to do when you join the "mujahidiin":
1. Make sure you learn how to make home made bombs that will kill muslims.
2. When your fellow "mujahid" comrade falls by a gun shot wound make sure you finish him off right away so he can to heaven quickly.
3. Marry four 11 year olds and make sure they live under one roof or even in the same room.
4. Amputate as many limps as you feel like it without a due process and make sure you document it for educational purposes.
5. Do not let a "murtad" sell bras in the market, shoot him/her between the eye if you spot them.
6. Do not kill or threaten Ethiopians only Somalis (i.e combatants, children, women, eldery, disabled, sheiks etc) and AMISOM men.