The Perils of the Web

[WiglessBidaar]

@ Nabeela

How's a computer illiterate old timer supposed to know that what's below his belt would end up on cyber space for the viewing pleasure of all God's chillun? I don't even have a Facebook account walaal.

[WiglessBidaar]

@ Hyper

The photos are not butt nekkid. I'm a God fearing man. At least not the ones on the net. But it could still make a Fatima wet.

[WiglessBidaar]

@ Lilaahiya

Drop me your Skype ID and I will show you what a married man looks like. Too, you will see the woman who shares my bed. But steady now, her looks will make you jump off the bridge with jealous rage. Don't kill yourself my little rabbit.

[WiglessBidaar]

@ Lilaahiya

What happened my doubting lovely? I thought you wanted to see my wigless bidaar in whose gleaming reflection my wife looks at herself when applying makeup. I have something special for you, something meaty, erect and ten inches long. Can you guess my surprise honeypetals?

[WiglessBidaar]

kolki horaba why you took such pix ?

I missed this. War niyo, If you cannot snap tasty pictures of your wife to console you during the winter months she works abroad, of whom else can you take it for goodness sake?

Brother, let's be reasonable. That is all I ask. The bedroom should not be off limits to the camera lens.

[Nabeela]

I'm starting to think this wife of yours is nothing more than a figment of your imagination, no offense but you come off very sexually frustrated, I'd encourage you to get laid, but it's haram.

[Beans]

U r one creative troll.Kudos for the entertainment.

[WiglessBidaar]

Nabeela

I have no issue confessing to sexual frustration. It's hard work banging the same clit year in and year out. Who will deny it? That is why I seek to expand the number of thighs between which I can sweat.

Do you wanna chat with me on webcam? I will introduce you to the family.

[WiglessBidaar]

Beans,

Don't speak to your father in that tone please. It is haram. I observe that you are a newbie, but note that I've been mounting pretty ankles before you were a drop of semen aabo.

[WiglessBidaar]

Nabeelah

Why do you always do a Bin Laden and vanish when I ask for your Skype account? I promise I won't shed my pants and wave around my gigantic you-know-what. Kids will be around. I just wanna see your gap toothed smile. What's wrong with that?

[Nabeela]

Adeer isku xishood.

[WiglessBidaar]

Gartay, Laakin you are not helping. What do you expect from a greyhair when you sashay in a multi-coloured dirac from which perfume radiates like dhuuso in the wind?

I have two crises now. Damaging online photos and hot babes on the net. What shall I do canabeey?

[Lillaahiya]

@ Lilaahiya

What happened my doubting lovely? I thought you wanted to see my wigless bidaar in whose gleaming reflection my wife looks at herself when applying makeup. I have something special for you, something meaty, erect and ten inches long. Can you guess my surprise honeypetals?

Can't teach an old dog new tricks bilaaaaaaaaaash looma odhan. War filinka hore ayaan u daawaday ee mid cusub noo metal.

[WiglessBidaar]

@ Lillaahiya

If you cannot console me in my hour of need, if you cannot show me some love on the webcam, please don't pile on the misery. I had a row today with the woman who shares my bed over posting private things on Flickr. Grave consequences will follow I'm sure. No dinner, no shaax macaan, no quality time together. For this I should be faithful?

Wallahi I need a mistress. Sister let me play with you.

[WiglessBidaar]

Is this really appropriate?



This kind of stuff is on my flickr page. Just imagine a darker version.

Wareer badana.