Waxbaan aragnay!

[Lamagoodle]

Hagbadii 20 sanno ururineysey ayaa miiska iska saaran.

Islaamaha iska shaqeeya oo isku roon ayaa ku dhaqi kara. Hadeysan ugaaska jufada ay ka dhalatey magaciisa aqoon maba jirto ee ka genbiso.

Ayaan dhoweed ayaan waxaan tagay DUBAI; meeshu ileen waa meel aay cajuusooyinka - nimankooda bacda mudoow u soo tuuray- aay ayuutada ku gubaan. Duq kaste meesha ayaay ku shukaansataa wiilal yaryar.


LOL@@@@@@@@@ugaaska jufada.

[BanadirBeauty]

Maxee u yaqanan neh.

[Lamagoodle]

Maxee u yaqanan neh.

Adeer=doqon according to the true reer xamar slang

[FarhanYare]

Mid ku faraxsan da'deeda ka hadlooya. Maxaa ku falee mid ciyaal iska dhigeyso.

Tan aboowe ku tiri, abaayo loogu jawaabaa. U ceeb qari islaamaha niyow bilaa caleyk.

Ma naag ku faraxsan da'adeeda ayaad aragtay? Mid waliba waay is yareesaaye.

Bismillaahi, ma cajuuso dhalmo goosatay oo ilko aan lahayn baan dhihi karaa abaayo macaan?

Minaan abaayo macaan dhaho waxaa laga yaabaa inaay u qaadato inaan rabo; taasi waa balaayo lugahaaga ku raadso

LMAO!!

[Twist]

Mid ku faraxsan da'deeda ka hadlooya. Maxaa ku falee mid ciyaal iska dhigeyso.

Tan aboowe ku tiri, abaayo loogu jawaabaa. U ceeb qari islaamaha niyow bilaa caleyk.

Ma naag ku faraxsan da'adeeda ayaad aragtay? Mid waliba waay is yareesaaye.

Bismillaahi, ma cajuuso dhalmo goosatay oo ilko aan lahayn baan dhihi karaa abaayo macaan?

Minaan abaayo macaan dhaho waxaa laga yaabaa inaay u qaadato inaan rabo; taasi waa balaayo lugahaaga ku raadso

I personally know one whose own daughter has kids & she was hitting on me. Ayeeyo ku dhali karta oo ku hit-gareynesya ka waran? I must have become awoowe-looking, which I blame on that expired shamboo I used many years ago which in return resulted my bidaar.

Abti, xusulo baruur neefteedaaba ku dileysee ama sidaad sheegeysay dalkii ku noqo oo mid yaroo fresh ah, adduunkana aan war u hayn isku qabooji (I know feminists & chicks that age-wise advanced will hate me saying that but whatever!) ama mid ajnabi ah oo aan headache kugu ridin meelaha ka day-dayo.

Wareer haku daayo Waagaade ku neebso!

[Lamagoodle]

Twist,
In Africa the tables are turned;

Foodleeyda ayaa ku oranaya; Aboowe. Mid yaro 15 jir oo sheeq dhalay baa i daba dhigatay markaan Nairobi joogay; Aboow, xabiibi, xayaati unbaay gureeysay intaan joogay; maalin ayaan waxaan ku iri waa kaa weynahay ee iga gembiso; saqiir gaad ma ihi; waxaay la soo booday maahmaah; Xaar iyo dumarba ma la yareeysto

Iga daa naagaha Africa ayaay ku ficnaayeen; ragguna qiimaha ku lahaayeen.

[Twist]

LOOOOOOOOL @ Xaar iyo dumarba ma la yareeysto.

Waa runtaa oo, horaa loo yiri, "Markaan tabarta lahaa talo ma hayn, haddoon talo hayana tabar ma hayo." Xagga markii la joogay haddee shaqo iyo income ma laheyn oo Xaliimo walba aroosyada intey tagto ayey camera-da isku aadineysaa in case mid diaspora-ha jooga uu arko oo uu soo doonto, plus waa la farsameyn karay oo in badan oo been-been ku guursatay iyo alaab ay asxaabtood ka soo tabal-caareysteen waan arkay, in kastoo sanad ama ka yarba ayagoo aan labaatan gaarin oo garoobyo ah ay meelaha ordayeen.

Halkanna waa waxaas wada miiran ee aad aragtay. Ama waa mid isu haysata in George Washington uu yahay awowgeed laxmi ah oo anaga uun aan nahay kuwa qaxootiga ah, mid khuraafaad iyo qabiil in ay ku guursato rabta i.w.m.

Markaad tikid-ka diyaarsato ee aad dalkii u dhoofeyso ila soo socodsii aan horay isu sii raacnee.

[Lamagoodle]

Twist, waan ku kaxeeynayaa.

Waxaad u baahantahay in reer koraadka aay ku dhahaan "INANKU WAA INaN FARIID AH" Hargeisa ayaan u socdaa December; meeshu waa nimcatul fushuuq.

Bidaarta koofiyo Nike ayaan ku qarineeynaa ama waxaad leedahay waa moodo

Ha iloobin inaad suud soo xiratid (haddii aadan Taay xerin karin anaa ku kaalmenaayo); ha iloobin inaad dibada ka sheekeyso; ha iloobin inaad ballamo qaadid sida; anaa soo dhameeynayo; meesha waa laiga yaqanaa; aniga gaalka aqaano etc.

Habeen wanaagsan

[Twist]

Twist, waan ku kaxeeynayaa.

Waxaad u baahantahay in reer koraadka aay ku dhahaan "INANKU WAA INaN FARIID AH" Hargeisa ayaan u socdaa December; meeshu waa nimcatul fushuuq.

Ha iloobin inaad suud soo xiratid (haddii aadan Taay xerin karin anaa ku kaalmenaayo); ha iloobin inaad dibada ka sheekeyso; ha iloobin inaad ballamo qaadid sida; anaa soo dhameeynayo; meesha waa laiga yaqanaa; aniga gaalka aqaano etc.

Habeen wanaagsan

LOOOOOOOOOOL

Hebeen wanaagsan, abti. Markaad soo kactid ayaan sheekada dhameystiri doonnaa.

[HELWAA]

Wale nimanki ba ka daray hada naagihi oo mid kasta ciyaal iska dhigaya isago expire datekii gaadhey.Somalida rag iyo dumarba badankooda, wixi aan rafaad iyo balwad toona helin da'do kama muuqato.Kuwa jirkooda ka shaqeye ee exercise iyo cunto nafaq leh cunana walle 10yrs bey jari karaan.Laakin you should be honest about ur age even if you look young.

Lamagoodlo, adiga agekaaga runta ah ma sheekta mise waad is qarisa sida dumarka?

[Lamagoodle]

Wale nimanki ba ka daray hada naagihi oo mid kasta ciyaal iska dhigaya isago expire datekii gaadhey.Somalida rag iyo dumarba badankooda, wixi aan rafaad iyo balwad toona helin da'do kama muuqato.Kuwa jirkooda ka shaqeye ee exercise iyo cunto nafaq leh cunana walle 10yrs bey jari karaan.Laakin you should be honest about ur age even if you look young.

Lamagoodlo, adiga agekaaga runta ah ma sheekta mise waad is qarisa sida dumarka?

. Raggana da'adooda wax macno leh ma aha. Koleeyto isku da' unbaan nahay laakin hadaan kuu sheego waxaad i orani, waan kaa yaryahay

Waxaay soomaalidu ku maahmahaada nin kaa weyn ayaa ku dhaqi karo

Kaale horta waa suaale; naagaha maxaay jirkooda ka dhisan (GYM u tagaan?) Waabe naage

War anagaa wax aragnay, mid waliba waxaay ku leedahay GYM baan tagaa War yaa caruurta raashin u karinayo? Yaa ninka dharkiisa dhiqaayo oo u feereynaayo

Naag waa naagihii hore oo rag aqaanka ahaa!!!!!


P.s waaba la mormee meeqa sanno ayaad jirtaa Helwaa?

[greenday]

Ma maqashay su'al xun, jawab xun ee istahishaa? as for people hiding their age somaliya hore utiri dhalin dhafoorkey kutalaa, so sayin ur young when people can see ur not is stupid.

Maryan Mursal gives u an answer to your bari hore waxa jiray

[Lamagoodle]

Greenday,

Hasan Geni, the man behind either "Galbeed waa la xoreeyey" or " Waraf iyo Shimbiro war isu ma haayan" had this line in the play;

Daamanka ku dheer, da'ina waay ku haaysa hadduu mowdku ku daayo.

Car bal waakase naag da'adeeda rasmiga sheegeyso arag! Kuli waa wada gabdho. Kuwa keliya ah oo doonaya inaay da'a weyn sheegtaan waa foodley (aka kacsi la bood). Inta kale maba dhaafaan 28.

Ragguse, da'ada weyn waay ku faanaan

[greenday]

Ma istiri adaanba qof 28 kaweyn su'asha la adin? you're subconsciously huntin young blood

[Lamagoodle]

Ma istiri adaanba qof 28 kaweyn su'asha la adin? you're subconsciously huntin young blood

Anigu saas uma weyni; adiga unbaan laba bilood ka weynyahay.

Adigu ma waxaad dhalatay abaartii dabadheer? Mise Deyr shululuq mise Dayax madoobaadkii?