Women who chat shit about Somali men

[Twist]

It is like ur old and falling apart first car that u praise on good mornings and feel like making into a junk when it dies on u.

Seriously, how do you invent such statements?

In one hand, I am impressed with your artistic & way with words. But on the other hand, I am mad sidaad dhulka noogu jiidday. Really? Like your old & falling apart first car?

[Beans]

It is like ur old and falling apart first car that u praise on good mornings and feel like making into a junk when it dies on u.

Seriously, how do you invent such statements?

But I am mad sidaad dhulka noogu jiidday. Really? Like your old & falling apart first car?

Because i am awesome Twist,ever thought of that?

Wait,before u get offended.Do u remember how reliable ur first car was? How proud it made u? Always there for u,even tho u had the feeling it might give up on u and end up as a disappointment.

I used to call mine Faras cade.

[Twist]

LOOOL @ Faras Cade! Why do I have the feeling it was a Toyota? Come on, Beans. Don't worry about popular jokes related with the sisters and their admiration for Toyotas & admit it.

Yeah, I know you're awesome but I didn't know that you would ever come out with it & would rather stay in the closet like .. forever.

[1nemansquad]

There is no gender war, just some bitter men and women that have been burned in previous relationships and now choose to take it out on the opposite sex; if you mad go a hug a tree, buuqa iyo jaq-jaqda nagala tag

[Saraxnow]

It is a simple case of them being disappointed with what they have got.

It is like ur old and falling apart first car that u praise on good mornings and feel like making into a junk when it dies on u.Tough love it is.

Cars are good friends.

[Beans]

What is the popular joke of Somali girls and Toyota?

It was a Honda.

Yeah, I know you're awesome but I didn't know that you would ever come out with it & would rather stay in the closet like .. forever.

^^^ Can i have that again, in English?

[Twist]

I guess this is your long weekend, right? Don't know, your feel-good sense is telling me somehow.

PS: Toyota + Honda = Japan. Jug-jug isla meeshii lee waaye!

[Beans]

It is a simple case of them being disappointed with what they have got.

It is like ur old and falling apart first car that u praise on good mornings and feel like making into a junk when it dies on u.Tough love it is.

Cars are good friends.

They really are Sara.

If i were prone to being paranoid like u Twist ,waxaan dhihi lahaa "Where the camera at '' Yeah,waa ma long weekend.Life is good

And pls dont jealous me.

[Twist]

I wont jealous you that much this weekend 'cause I have both Saturday & Sunday off. Ishayda waad ka fakanaysaa wiigan.

Doing anything interesting or it's gonna be one of your old long weekends? You know what I am talking about, Mrs boring.

[Beans]

Boring never killed waryaa.

I am spicing it up this weekend.I have added a lord of the rings marathon

[Mondey]

bcoz xalimos know the only ones that can tolerate their attitude and laziness are Somali men, thats why they end up with them.

[Twist]

@ Beans: I mentioned the boring part 'cause it takes one born-boring to recognize another sow maaha?

Which one? If you watch movies in your stay-in weekends it's time you start downloading movies, yo. *Trying to corrupt the innocent girl & teach her about pirated movies*

[Nanees]

Maaybe they bash them because they have huge crushes on them. Now excuse ne, it's my turn for the monkey bars

[Beans]

@ Beans: I mentioned the boring part 'cause it takes one born-boring to recognize another sow maaha?

Which one? If you watch movies in your stay-in weekends it's time you start downloading movies, yo. *Trying to corrupt the innocent girl & teach her about pirated movies*

Hit me up Twist.I could use some new ones.

[Twist]

You want download movies from the The Pirate Bay?

She was a movie thief in the first place ilayn!

Do you like old movies or the new ones?

You can't believe what I was watching lately. 60's and 70's Western movies. Don't know why but I realized I like them much better than the newer ones. Is it because of the landscapes and then scenery, or the fact that most of the people in those movies are either dead or too old, don't know.