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[quote="DafIyoMiriq"]Friday is aproaching may your itch scratched xalaal way of course [/quote]


WHAT?

Talooow .....What does Cilmiile think of this thread?

Your writing has become stale and predictable, my dear.

union@loooooooooooool


Thats because u have missed it. I am glad to know.

This is the byproduct of over-indulgence in extreme hardcore sex/porn. One finds difficult to get pleasure from normal sexual activities and goes to extremes to try/watch some risky/kinky/nasty stuff to reach/get climax/orgasm.

Basra, I am a 69 year old man who knows what he's talking about. You're a badly damaged good & no hope is left for you. I know a good retirement village for the likes of you and myself. Don't hesitate to contact me if you're interested.

[quote="Twist"]This is the byproduct of over-indulgence in extreme hardcore sex/porn. One finds difficult to get pleasure from normal sexual activities and goes to extremes to try/watch some risky/kinky/nasty stuff to reach/get climax/orgasm.

[b][color=#800000]Basra[/color][/b], I am a 69 year old man who knows what he's talking about. You're a badly damaged good & no hope is left for you. I know a good retirement village for the likes of you and myself. Don't hesitate to contact me if you're interested.[/quote]



Twist@looooooooooooooooooool


"This is the byproduct of over-indulgence in extreme hardcore sex/porn. One finds difficult to get pleasure from normal sexual activities and goes to extremes to try/watch some risky/kinky/nasty stuff to reach/get climax/orgasm."



This statement is the quote of the year.


I have a feeling u r the subject with the small Gu.s i am talking about.

Basra, during the cold days of winter every man is the subject of that so you can't hold that against me, dear. Judging your online persona I thought you should have known such basic stuff. I was thinking to tell you more of the old-school/classic/vintage stuff and learn the new ways from you so don't disappoint the old man.

Twist@loool @cold winter


No, walaal, i think this condition only affects u, and u know it. Why are u resisiting the truth? Oh by the way, did u say u r 69? My goodness u r almost as old as Barbara walters? (my hero) That is horrendous. That explains your low forum participation activity.

Was that face ( ) after the number 69 excitement, yeah? You said low forum activity? I've joined here 6 months ago and check how many posts I made since then. It's like I made love more than 3000 times in six months. Don't be shy, I know you have a thing for old, perv men.

Twist


Where do u reside? UK? Maybe we could connect?

Nah! I am tied naked in Nabeela's basement. That witch robbed me of my innocence and made me her slave for her se**al pleasure. The only connection I have with the outside world is a wireless connection that can only access Snet and even that goes through her PC first so that she can filter and delete anything that seems a cry for help.

[quote="Twist"]Nah! I am tied naked in Nabeela's basement. That witch robbed me of my innocence and made me her slave for her se**al pleasure. The only connection I have with the outside world is a wireless connection that can only access Snet and even that goes through her PC first so that she can filter and delete anything that seems a cry for help. [/quote]



LOL@Twist


Oh ok. I dont mess with Miss Nabeeela at all. She is a sweet big boned girl.

Are you saying you are not gonna fight for me and free me from this modern-day Araweelo's captivity? Screw you for giving me a false hope and crushing it, loser.

Twist

U have to meet me half way dhee.

Step # 1 Leave your apartment via breaking the wall.

Step # 2 take the personal cargo lift down.

Step # 3 stand outside your main door-- i will be there waiting, i am driving the Big moving truck to place u behind, so i can rush u to the hospital for Gastro-stomach cut surgery.

Uff, why are you back.