I just called off my first and only shift

[union]

The best excuse is debilitating migraines resulting from a concussion. Doctor's will always fall for it and you can use the same consistent excuse for months on end.

[Saraxnow]

At least you didn't lie about it

[fighter]

The best excuse is debilitating migraines resulting from a concussion. Doctor's will always fall for it and you can use the same consistent excuse for months on end.

I personally use the tonsil excuse and the headaches it gives me



Doctors are our best friends, we all should visit them at least once a week. Nothing more exciting than getting a free weekly medical certificate

I will buy my doctor a nice rolex watch for his great efforts

[Based]

smh @ wage slavery.

I can't believe you're worried about breaking the chains that hold you prisoner to an oppressive economic system that seeks only your exploitation

[Lillaahiya]

^ Spoken like a true Marxist. Pretty sure that was paraphrased quote from Manifesto.

[Saraxnow]

based was/is a fascist according to self-confession.

[SultanOrder]

smh @ wage slavery.

I can't believe you're worried about breaking the chains that hold you prisoner to an oppressive economic system that seeks only your exploitation

[fighter]

Based is correct.

Don't let them screw you. You have the opportunity to screw them.

[Lillaahiya]

based was/is a fascist according to self-confession.

Naw, I double it. He's definitely leaning towards the far left.

[Based]

I realized that fascism is capitalism in decay.

Also, being an anarcho-communist gives me a convenient excuse to be lazy while still retaining some dignity.

Guy-"Get a job bro"

Me- "You petit bourgeoisie class traitors will be the first against the wall!"

[Alphanumeric]

I realized that fascism is capitalism in decay.

Also, being an anarcho-communist gives me a convenient excuse to be lazy while still retaining some dignity.

Guy-"Get a job bro"

Me- "You petit bourgeoisie class traitors will be the first against the wall!"

Explain! How do the two come together? lol.

[Lillaahiya]

^ You beat me to it

Not believing in an overarching power yet wanting a centrally planned economy runned by the state.

I'm dying @ petit bourgeois

[union]

The best excuse is debilitating migraines resulting from a concussion. Doctor's will always fall for it and you can use the same consistent excuse for months on end.

I personally use the tonsil excuse and the headaches it gives me



Doctors are our best friends, we all should visit them at least once a week. Nothing more exciting than getting a free weekly medical certificate

I will buy my doctor a nice rolex watch for his great efforts

good man

My doctor is a naive white lady that I manipulate so easily. Whenever I need some "medical documentation" to backup my excuses I just go to her and recite the same concussion story and she sends me off with the letter head certificate and I go get some ice cream to celebrate my genius

[Alphanumeric]

Based is one of my fav users in this place lool. Nothing he says makes sense in it's entirety, but it's always awesome haha

[Somaliman50]

you were working for 9 straight years? you must be a lot older than you seem.