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The best excuse is debilitating migraines resulting from a concussion. Doctor's will always fall for it and you can use the same consistent excuse for months on end.

At least you didn't lie about it

union wrote:The best excuse is debilitating migraines resulting from a concussion. Doctor's will always fall for it and you can use the same consistent excuse for months on end.

I personally use the tonsil excuse and the headaches it gives me



Doctors are our best friends, we all should visit them at least once a week. Nothing more exciting than getting a free weekly medical certificate

I will buy my doctor a nice rolex watch for his great efforts

smh @ wage slavery.

I can't believe you're worried about breaking the chains that hold you prisoner to an oppressive economic system that seeks only your exploitation

^ Spoken like a true Marxist. Pretty sure that was paraphrased quote from Manifesto.

based was/is a fascist according to self-confession.

Based wrote:smh @ wage slavery.

I can't believe you're worried about breaking the chains that hold you prisoner to an oppressive economic system that seeks only your exploitation

Based is correct.

Don't let them screw you. You have the opportunity to screw them.

Saraxnow wrote:based was/is a fascist according to self-confession.

Naw, I double it. He's definitely leaning towards the far left.

I realized that fascism is capitalism in decay.

Also, being an anarcho-communist gives me a convenient excuse to be lazy while still retaining some dignity.

Guy-"Get a job bro"

Me- "You petit bourgeoisie class traitors will be the first against the wall!"

Based wrote:I realized that fascism is capitalism in decay.

Also, being an anarcho-communist gives me a convenient excuse to be lazy while still retaining some dignity.

Guy-"Get a job bro"

Me- "You petit bourgeoisie class traitors will be the first against the wall!"

Explain! How do the two come together? lol.

^ You beat me to it

Not believing in an overarching power yet wanting a centrally planned economy runned by the state.

I'm dying @ petit bourgeois

fighter wrote:

union wrote:The best excuse is debilitating migraines resulting from a concussion. Doctor's will always fall for it and you can use the same consistent excuse for months on end.

I personally use the tonsil excuse and the headaches it gives me



Doctors are our best friends, we all should visit them at least once a week. Nothing more exciting than getting a free weekly medical certificate

I will buy my doctor a nice rolex watch for his great efforts

good man

My doctor is a naive white lady that I manipulate so easily. Whenever I need some "medical documentation" to backup my excuses I just go to her and recite the same concussion story and she sends me off with the letter head certificate and I go get some ice cream to celebrate my genius

Based is one of my fav users in this place lool. Nothing he says makes sense in it's entirety, but it's always awesome haha

you were working for 9 straight years? you must be a lot older than you seem.