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fighter wrote:I used to be a grease monkey like you but I took an 18 gallon oil drain to the arm

No but seriously, monkeys need to stop throwing their shit at people.

Rainbows wrote:

fighter wrote:I used to be a grease monkey like you but I took an 18 gallon oil drain to the arm

No but seriously, monkeys need to stop throwing their shit at people.

don't mess with monkeys.

Who the fuck told her to text while driving & not wearing her seat belt?

Women need to only drive when they drive or they'll end up like that bitch I ran over today!

Twist wrote:Who the fuck told her to text while driving & not wearing her seat belt?

Women need to only drive when they drive or they'll end up like that bitch I ran over today!

To drive only when they drive?

Beans, really? You want me to explain that enormous, gigantic job?

OK! Here we go! Women need to drive when they are behind the wheels; is that too difficult? Don't do your make-up (applying lipstick, doing the eye thing, rubbing & being busy with ones face using the inside mirror), fidgeting through the purse, playing or doing stuff with the kid(s) in the car, text-ing or talking on the phone, not only talking but facing laughing while hysterically with another female in the passenger seat: doing one or a combination of all that while driving or waiting at the traffic lights is no no, women. Please stop doing those things, or at least do them at home before you get behind the wheel.

Twist wrote:Beans, really? You want me to explain that enormous, gigantic job?

OK! Here we go! Women need to drive when they are behind the wheels; is that too difficult? Don't do your make-up (applying lipstick, doing the eye thing, rubbing & being busy with ones face using the inside mirror), fidgeting through the purse, playing or doing stuff with the kid(s) in the car, text-ing or talking on the phone, not only talking but facing laughing hysterically with another female in the passenger seat: doing one or a combination of all that while driving or waiting at the traffic lights is no no, women. Please stop doing those things, or at least do them at home before you go behind the wheel.

Being a women enables them to do this, you know about women and the multitasking thing yea? its men who need to drive only when driving

U had all that in u?

I agree with u complaint lakiin it isnt limited to women.I cant let someone driving in a car i am in do that.


Green am a woman and cant multitask for shit.

Tan Beans ladhaho yaa naga qabto oo maxa meel niman ka dhow yihin waxaas camal ugu shegeege! we use that to get out of many things

greenday wrote:Tan Beans ladhaho yaa naga qabto oo maxa meel niman ka dhow yihin waxaas camal ugu shegeege! we use that to get out of many things

I am such a disappointment to the womenfolk.

Beans, thanks for the self-qarxis!

Greenday, multitasking? Sheekoy ku nacay! If only you knew how many accident, silly accidents, you folks get into while doing some other stupid stuff while driving. You lot can't multitask for shit marka gaariga wada hana dhameynina anagee!

awesome sushi

^^ Seriously, is this person Alphanumeric or someone else hacked into his account?

Does that give me some brownie points with the other team Twist.

Why Alpha doesnt like sushi?

Twist ani mugoo, biya xita waa kusocokaraa