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hipsterrunoff wrote:

Adali wrote:seriously ?? come on dude, I know you ain't that desperate. you sound like a weird bum stalker, have some dignity you shameless pig. If you can't control yourself at least try to be discrete.

I know how it feels when you hear the sound of stilettos from girls shoes hitting the ground or indeed the sound her jewelry makes when she moves her hand or hair, yes it is quite fantastic to see a girl struggling to stand up because her legs are tired and the shoes aren't helping. The smell of her perfume as you gaze at her cleavage, the best time I had with a stranger was in the buss, it was crowded and this girl jumps in at the exist door where I am standing. She thanks me for giving her space and then stares right into my eyes, I was still dazzled by her beauty it took me sometime to become uncomfortable with this girl staring at me, she giggled and had awkward facial expressions. The buss took off and I had to break the Ice to avoid this awkward situation getting any more uncomfortable, I told her he didn't see you, she knew that I meant the buss driver and smiled but didn't say anything. I knew I had to get more conversational and I told her, your quite tall, then she finally started talking and I felt at ease, to shorten the story this girl leaned on me for straight 15 minutes and I got a booner I tell ya. When a girl you know lean or sits on you, you can fight of the booner to avoid the embarrasment but a stranger, wow its awesome, we were spooning and grinding every time the buss hit a bump on the road. My booner felt like one meter long growing down my left thigh.

Are you kidding me? Is it that easy for a male to get a boner? WTF?

Protagonist wrote: yes.

Grift wrote:Once my cousin sat on me and then... Lets leave it at that.

Grift wrote:Once my cousin sat on me and then... Lets leave it at that.

Grift wrote:What what, what did I say wrong?

It's nature. Some of my cousins are married to each other you know, they are from Gaalkacyo, Somalia.

Hepburn wrote:Bring it on bitch.

Grift wrote: I never meant to discourage you, please do not take what I said as a life lesson, I ruined possible pleasures for my gender

Enlightened~Sista wrote:I've learnt my lesson many years ago never to put myself in that situation...especially if the men tend to be from developing or third world nations.