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Re: name a place u can't imagine there could b any Somali?

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Falkland Islands.
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fighter wrote:There is. I know a dude who works there

There's Somalis everywhere; even in Serbia and Nepal and Japan and Uruguay

Whattt...r u serious...what is he doing up there? ...OIL well worker? or he married a native Indian Eskimo?
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kadarre wrote:Falkland Islands.

Dont you know that Somalis are in the Royal British Army?...Duhhhhhhh!
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hipsterrunoff wrote:Warr, Menace didn't I tell you to not run around this forum like a headless chicken? :? As for the topic- Somalis are unfortunately everywhere like ants. :down: You gotta buy some Raid.
What the hell is "Raid"?
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CagoBaasto wrote:
fighter wrote:There is. I know a dude who works there

There's Somalis everywhere; even in Serbia and Nepal and Japan and Uruguay

Whattt...r u serious...what is he doing up there? ...OIL well worker? or he married a native Indian Eskimo?
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tightrope wrote:ISRAEL

I would not b suprised if we didnt have like punch of families down there...Im dead serious...We got a lot of Somalis down there..
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CagoBaasto wrote:
tightrope wrote:ISRAEL

I would not b suprised if we didnt have like punch of families down there...Im dead serious...We got a lot of Somalis down there..
MAJORITY OF AFRICAN REFUGEES IN ISRAEL ARE FROM ERITREA AND SOUTH SUDAN. IN A FEW MONTHS THEY ARE DEPORTED.
IF THEY WERE SOMALIS IN ISRAEL, THEY WILL SOON BE DEPORTED TO EGYPT.
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nomadicwarlord wrote:
Cinque Mtume wrote:Bolivia???
There are Somali refugees currently languishing in some prisons in Latin America and Panama.
:? I've seen a documentary on Latin American prisons, all I can say is AUN the Somali refugees buttholes.
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North Korea.
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nomadicwarlord wrote:
Cinque Mtume wrote:Bolivia???
There are Somali refugees currently languishing in some prisons in Latin America and Panama.

Speaking of that... There's this girl...2 months girlfriend of mine... Drop dead gorgeous, nigga's still angry at me for been with her... will anyways...To get to America, home girl flew from East Africa, transited Moscow and landed in Havana Cuba...There she met the Cuban girlfriend of the Somali smuggler who lives in Havana who is a Djiboutian medical student(Cuba has a lot of third world especially African students who Cuba teahes...Btw Cuba has the most advanced doctors in the world, a shocker ehh)...From there on she was taken to an apartment..Where she stayed at for 2 weeks... She then flew from Havana to Belize....There she hopped on a bus to Guatamela...Then they got to the Mexican border where they got off the Bus and were led by smugglers into Mexico...Then they boarded a waiting bus all the way to a city near close to the states. There they on purposely arrested themselves...The mexican refuse them asylum and told them they gotta get out of their country(was part of the plan because if you dont have that rejection paper the states will return you back to mexico)....After getting that slip from the Mexicans they gave themselves to the American custom officials.... They was in detention for 5 months.....Was let go ... like I said she was my girl for a minute... Dammit I miss her ...I mean she had a sweet stuff I tell ya.....btw the main point of my story is that she told me they were like 50 people and they split up into different routes...The ones that went through Colombia are in jail in Colombia, panama, and those little central american countries.... My homeboy named Tariq, a somali film maker is coming out with a film about Somalis in Jail in Colombia(heads up I told you).... So walaahi we got it good, lets thank allah for making it easy for us bc our people are in jail all over the place....
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grandpakhalif wrote:North Korea.

Your dead wrong..dont you know that your uncle Siyad Barre was friends with grandfather of the current ruler of NK?....therefore, there are couple of Somalis who were getting trained over there who are stock in NK...They got Korean wives too...And perhaps have no religion by now...
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CagoBaasto wrote: What the hell is "Raid"?
Reer badiyah, this is raid:

http://c2.soap.com/images/products/p/as ... 04b_1z.jpg

Surely, you should know what it is since your house is invested with ants & cockroaches. :up: :D
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hipsterrunoff wrote:
CagoBaasto wrote: What the hell is "Raid"?
Reer badiyah, this is raid:

http://c2.soap.com/images/products/p/as ... 04b_1z.jpg

Surely, you should know what it is since your house is invested with ants & cockroaches. :up: :D
Abaayo lets be positive...I already stated my respect for you....btw do you wanna b friends on twitter?
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Re: name a place u can't imagine there could b any Somali?

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Cinque Mtume wrote:
nomadicwarlord wrote:
Cinque Mtume wrote:Bolivia???
There are Somali refugees currently languishing in some prisons in Latin America and Panama.
:? I've seen a documentary on Latin American prisons, all I can say is AUN the Somali refugees buttholes.
:lol: :lol: not those notorious prisons, but the immigration detention centers. Officials there assumed those Skinnies were Mullatoes or something lol


CagoBaasto- I hear you man, it's a sad story when it comes to Somalis refugees resorting to taking these routes at least for the ones that don't make it.
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I seen a piece on the BBC 24 where they should people registering at the UN office in Kathmandu
And yeah there were Somalis amongst those registering :lol:
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