Sheeko Sheeko (Split)

[eliteSomali]

Young colnel: tushi belongs to the same tribe as me. Together, we made an agreement that we'd defy the somali culture and go qabiilless. Since we're laangaab, just her and myself, inform me of your interest.

Elder Elite, the matter is settled. My sources tell me that you are from my tribe and I am from yours, Tushi is also from our tribe whilst Lillahiya is of the Northern lands.

I will shortly make my interest clear on the personna named Tushi.

Your sources must have falsified their information because as I have mentioned, I belong to no clan. we're growing big. Tushi and I thus far, and as for lilaahiya, God knows where she belongs to.

[Lillaahiya]

LOOOOOOOOL Shoow wa Colonel qofka aad iska khabaynaysa. Shidh.

[eliteSomali]

^ loool. wax waalan baad tahay maxaa colonel luuqa ii galin? subxanallh.

[Colonel]

Elder Elite i believe you bruh...i really do...

LOOOOOOOOL Shoow wa Colonel qofka aad iska khabaynaysa. Shidh.

had to read it a few times before i understood you bloody northerner.

Elite, she trynna call me homo bro? no way bro

[Lillaahiya]

^Afki saxsana haddaanad baran, maxaan kugu sameeya?

Ciise: You tell me

[eliteSomali]

Colonel: The vocabulary employed by qoowdhans can be very tricky. Be warned, especially, of HER.

Lilaahiya: Waxaad wado waa habaar. mar aad ilma aan dhalin dusha iga saarto iyo mar aad saan ii harass garayso uun bay kaaga cadahay. waa yaab.

[Tuushi]

Wait,elite. U dont have a little boy and a wife?

[eliteSomali]

Wait,elite. U dont have a little boy and a wife?

Not u too.

[Colonel]

Elite, her vocabulary is rather difficult to comprehend thanks to her confusion as to when the use of kh, dh, qa and ra is to be implemented. Whilst reading her posts i try all the combinations above to make out her encoded message.

Tushio i see what you did there, respect your cousin walal.

[Tuushi]

elite. No shid? Really no? How did that start? Was it Lucy?

Col: Ilma adeer waa intii istaqaano.

[eliteSomali]

elite. No shid? Really no? How did that start? Was it Lucy?

Col: Ilma adeer waa intii istaqaano.

Indeed it was her. I told her to kindly leave me alone. I guess she took it to heart and has, as a result, disseminated this false parable.

[Lillaahiya]

Ciisow: Warheedhe, reer slife uun baan ka daba carara ee adigo keliya ha moodin. Inleen waxaad igu haysata qof caashaqsan Dadkan kale wa qariib oo, maba is fahmayno. Adiguse? Wadnaha ayaan ku cadeyn.

Tushi: Wa beenti. He told me and others as well. Wa nin reer leh.

[yungnfresh]

Reer baadiye kuyee. This is the thanks I get for teaching you how to use a computer? Walle wa edeb daran tahaye.

Walaalo, I'm a student What's your excuse for making minimum wage?

Teach me how to use a computer aa?! Girl plz, the only computer you've seen is on Future Shop flyers ee fallback. LOL @ minimum wage...yeah, the minimum wage to qualify for the maximum tax bracket. I make bank, check my account...the only time you'll see more zero's in a row is when u look at ur dating history

Tushi, ur mistaken eedo...I was asking u wrote "TiVo" on ur VCR

[Lillaahiya]

What's in your bank account is what I take out. Dadka kale "maximum tax bracket" weliga ka dhaadhici.

[yungnfresh]

The only thing u take out of the bank is a loan...which I supply, so watch ur mouth