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Re: Your ideal Somali girl for a wife

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NoAngst. wrote:Guys post your ideal Xaliimo for a wife. I'll start with mine first.

NoAngst's Ideal Xaliimo for a wife:

-She must be so dumb that when she speaks ppl think she's mentally retarded like most Somali girls
-She must have NO living relatives so I don't have to send them money or bail them out when things go up the creek
-She must be good cook and fairly adroit cleaning and keeping things tidy in the house
-She must have no "enlightned" friends who can tell her about women's rights or put silly ideas her little head
-She must be at minimum 5'8 lithe with long silky smooth and ultra long legs ala Imaan along with nice firm behind and decent sized twins as long as they don't resemble fried eggs I'm cool with them
-She must always be at my beck and call in every sense
I know a guy who got divorced because his wife's behind was too "nice". Even when she wore an abaaya the thing would stick out and everybody and I mean everybody would not glance but stare at it. Even the sheekh at my masjid (the damn thing had too much power)

On a more serious note if a women is attractive to you and has good inner characteristics then marry her and be done with it. A womens looks will fade over time and if thats the only reason you married her you will be very disappointed.
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Re: Your ideal Somali girl for a wife

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BV
Lets do it. I need your family name so I can tell my adeero in Streatham. :up:

We'll have cute babies inshallah. :clap:
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Re: Your ideal Somali man for a husband

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BlackVelvet wrote:Cooks 3 main meals a day + snacks
Does all the cleaning
Stays at home while I'm at work and works out
Rubs my feet when I get back
Did you read the title of this post or did you forget you are supposed to be a female at least on this site?
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Re: Your ideal Somali girl for a wife

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^^ oops hang on let me log on with my other nick.

TheblueNwhite wrote:BV
Lets do it. I need your family name so I can tell my adeero in Streatham. :up:

We'll have cute babies inshallah. :clap:
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Re: Your ideal Somali girl for a wife

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mcali wrote:I know a guy who got divorced because his wife's behind was too "nice". Even when she wore an abaaya the thing would stick out and everybody and I mean everybody would not glance but stare at it. Even the sheekh at my masjid (the damn thing had too much power)
Looooooooool so basically he couldnt handle a real woman :lol: :lol:
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Re: Your ideal Somali girl for a wife

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mcali wrote:
NoAngst. wrote: I know a guy who got divorced because his wife's behind was too "nice"..

Whaaaaaaa?



"Even when she wore an abaaya the thing would stick out and everybody and I mean everybody would not glance but stare at it. Even the sheekh at my masjid (the damn thing had too much power"



Wheres this girl at sxb?
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Re: Your ideal Somali girl for a wife

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Anyone else find the thread title funny? "ideal somali girl"...I lol'ed
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Re: Your ideal Somali girl for a wife

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Screw wife!

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Re: Your ideal Somali girl for a wife

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Colonel wrote:- she does not speak more than 3 words a day. 1 in the morning, afternoon and night
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must not leave the house without me
War laan ba col hoday, walle sheeko iin sugaysa :lol:


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Re: Your ideal Somali girl for a wife

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It really says something about y'all that you listed everything but good deen. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Your ideal Somali man for a husband

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BlackVelvet wrote:Cooks 3 main meals a day + snacks
Does all the cleaning
Stays at home while I'm at work and works out
Rubs my feet when I get back


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BV, u want a miskiin who loves to be dominated by girls.
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Re: Your ideal Somali girl for a wife

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-conservative (hijab & Islamic literature a must)
-at least 160cm tall
-between medium built to bordering overweight
-good cooking skills
-less nagging
-less likely to be influenced by liberal/progressive women/ideas
-marriage between me and her, not along with her family
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Re: Your ideal Somali girl for a wife

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Sida laysku camiraya :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Your ideal Somali girl for a wife

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Tuba wrote:Sida laysku camiraya :lol: :lol: :lol:
Ha iska riyoodaane iska daa. :clap:
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Re: Your ideal Somali girl for a wife

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Murax wrote:
mcali wrote:
NoAngst. wrote: I know a guy who got divorced because his wife's behind was too "nice"..

Whaaaaaaa?



"Even when she wore an abaaya the thing would stick out and everybody and I mean everybody would not glance but stare at it. Even the sheekh at my masjid (the damn thing had too much power"



Wheres this girl at sxb?
She used to live in the dc area but moved back to somalia.
Very sweet girl but her back side was an inkaar.

I dont see why men are so attracted to those specific features of women.

I think its less of an asset and more of a liability
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