Sheeko iyo bashaal thread

[Lamagoodle]

From the same Zab(sab);

This southie went to Hargeisa. He bought two marduufs and visited a marfish.
He noticed that some of the attendees were throwing uunsi/foox into the idin/foox-furnace once in a while and chanting "salaa calaa nabi".

This xariif thought to himself that this was not a place of vice. These people were pious.

He excused himself and bough a kilo of uunsi

Back at the marfish;
He put foox in the furnace once every minute chanting ; salaa calaa nabi

After ten minutes or so, this guy says "Naw, waryaahe waxaagu waa calool xanuun oo dhuuso ma aha ee bal dakhtar aad".

Apparently, the salaa calaa nabi and the foox were used to conceal sound and smell

[zingii]

From the same Zab(sab);

This southie went to Hargeisa. He bought two marduufs and visited a marfish.
He noticed that some of the attendees were throwing uunsi/foox into the idin/foox-furnace once in a while and chanting "salaa calaa nabi".

This xariif thought to himself that this was not a place of vice. These people were pious.

He excused himself and bough a kilo of uunsi

Back at the marfish;
He put foox in the furnace once every minute chanting ; salaa calaa nabi

After ten minutes or so, this guy says "Naw, waryaahe waxaagu waa calool xanuun oo dhuuso ma aha ee bal dakhtar aad".

Apparently, the salaa calaa nabi and the foox were used to conceal sound and smell

One of the funniest things i've heard in a long time.

[UlteriorMotive]

Funny thread.

This one is a well-known anecdote.

Marki oo dagaalihi bilaawdeen oo Xamar dhan isbaaro laga dhigay aa midkoo reer xamar ah ku dhexdhacay isbaaro hal maalin. Wax kasto waa laga siibtay including dacas iyo surwaalkiisa. He went home in his kastuumo and was met by his wife at the door. She asked what happened and he recounted his run-in with the isbaaro to her. She then pointed that thankfully they missed his wedding ring. The man, who felt ceeb that his manhood had been violated, denied they missed it and replied to his wife ''wallahi kan siib hadeey idhihi lahaayeen waa isla dhimanlaheeyn''.

[BlackVelvet]

[Daff]

[Somaliman50]

Funny thread.

This one is a well-known anecdote.

Marki oo dagaalihi bilaawdeen oo Xamar dhan isbaaro laga dhigay aa midkoo reer xamar ah ku dhexdhacay isbaaro hal maalin. Wax kasto waa laga siibtay including dacas iyo surwaalkiisa. He went home in his kastuumo and was met by his wife at the door. She asked what happened and he recounted his run-in with the isbaaro to her. She then pointed that thankfully they missed his wedding ring. The man, who felt ceeb that his manhood had been violated, denied they missed it and replied to his wife ''wallahi kan siib hadeey idhihi lahaayeen waa isla dhimanlaheeyn''.

isbaaro stories are the best waagaas, mar waxaa xamarweene qabsaday kuwii mukulaasha madow, nin baa wuxuu qafaashay gabar gibil cadeed, wuxuu la aaday reerkiis cadaado deganaa, mar intaa gabadhii cideeda lasoo xiriireen waxay dhaheen ''aaminee intee joogtaa'' waxay tiri ''hoo waxaan joogaa cadaado'' cida way naxeen ayagoo leh ''hoogay war gabadhii cadaab baa loo raray ar dabaysha bay la tagtay"

[UlteriorMotive]

^

LOL

[Daff]

Reer waqooyi guy at a restraunt VS Kabaryeeri

Kabaryeeri: Maxaa dalbanee
RWG: Saxan Canbuulo ah ii keen
Kabaryeeri: Screams SAXAN CANBUULO, SAXAN CANBUULO AH
RWG: Waar Kajoog Waar Kajoog Diinta Aabahaa garee (si xanaaq ah)
Kabaryaree: maxaa dhacay sxb?
RWG: Waryee war ma naadi beynu kuniri
Kabaryeeri: Maxaa ka micno ah, dalabka waa inaan maqashiiyaa kan cunntada kariya si uu udiyaariyo
RWG: Waar dooni mayo, u madii ooo idil baa isoo wada eegtay sidii in an canbuulo cun badanahay
RWG: leaves the restraunt asoo xanaqsan

[waryaa]

u guys are havin fun anina i have this real problem. the guy next door got a brand new wife 4himself and that was the end of my serene nights. They are making all sorts noises and it is killing me and other iskabulos... I can't tell them to keep it low because he works a different shift and the girl is always behind closed door. The only way to get even with them is to have one of the iskabulo get the loudest chick in Mogadishu (even pay her to be much louder).

[eliteSomali]

u guys are havin fun anina i have this real problem. the guy next door got a brand new wife 4himself and that was the end of my serene nights. They are making all sorts noises and it is killing me and other iskabulos... I can't tell them to keep it low because he works a different shift and the girl is always behind closed door. The only way to get even with them is to have one of the iskabulo get the loudest chick in Mogadishu (even pay her to be much louder).

Pay her a visit when he's gone.

[TheblueNwhite]

LMAO@pay her a visit.

Shaxaariyaal ayaa isugu yimid meeshan. Waxaa jira odey Eritrean ah oo islaamo badan oo Soomaali ah guursadey, odeygan saaxii b ayaan nahay and sometimes we go out, wuxuu ka helaa jazz music. Odeygan malaha 70 kama yara laakiin tumasho wuu dhameeyey and he can outlast a 20 year old anyday. Anyways, waxyaabo badan ayaan ka bartey, hablo uu awoowe u noqon karo ayuu la tumtaa, dance floor ka maba ka dhaqaaqo. Ma aqaan meesha sheekadan u wado laakiin odeygan waa odeyga keliya ee aan gacan u taagey, odey Soomaali ah lama tartami karo. Gabdhaha Soomaalida ayuu jecelyahay oo caruurtiisa ay dhali karaan. Marbuu mid ku yiri shaqo ayaan ku siinaayaa I will fly you around the world ee reerkaada ka soo tag, ticket ayaan ku gooynaayaa, Nairobi iigu kaaley, wey la tumatey intii aysan helin ticketkii iyo shaqadiiba, kadibna teleefoonka ayuu iska bedelay. Bastard.

[DayaxJeclee]

Kaligii markaa tihiin wax ka sii daran aa ka sheekaysataan. maxaa la xishoonaysaa, soo daaya kuli oo dhan

[nomadicwarlord]

u guys are havin fun anina i have this real problem. the guy next door got a brand new wife 4himself and that was the end of my serene nights. They are making all sorts noises and it is killing me and other iskabulos... I can't tell them to keep it low because he works a different shift and the girl is always behind closed door. The only way to get even with them is to have one of the iskabulo get the loudest chick in Mogadishu (even pay her to be much louder).

Bribe some corrupt TFG soldiers and have him arrested, and you have the girl...if she objects just tell her, "It's a matter of state security"

[DayaxJeclee]

Gabar Soomaali ah oo shaarbo (moustache) leh ayaan arkey shaley. Guriga aan tagey ayey joogtey, inaan weydiiyo sababta ay iskaga jari la'dahay ayaan damcay mar hadana waan ka xishoodey. gabdhaha guriga degan mid ka mid ah ayaan weydiiyey instead. Waxay igu tiri, ma aqaan walaaloow.

Marka anigoo yaaban ayaan iskaga dhaqaaqey gurigii. Gabar cad waaye hadana shaaribka meel dheer ayaa la arkaayaa, bal ka sheekee. Ma shukaansan lahayd gabar shaarbo leh?

sheekada noo soo gabi, habeen ma bartay, ka dib gurigeeda maa maalintii ugu tagtay. habeen haddii ay make up ku soo marsatay, subaxiina si kale u ekaanee.

[TheblueNwhite]

Waaba ka cabsadey markaan arkey wejigeeda. Maalin iyo habeen agteeda kama soo ag dhawaanaayo.