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ManD333q wrote:Lol the faaraxs here drive the most popular and busiest bus-line you can't avoid them.

no I just say maya walal I' uganandese

actually if faaraxs are often say to you abaayo soomaali maa tahay. it means your more beautifull than evarage soomali or you often wear western clothes. surwaal whitout headscard(qamaar). or you gott fit fine body unlike evrage xaliimos.

so actually take as wax fiiican. because often soomaali xaliimoos do not look fine.

look iam busdriver badanaa i meet somali gabdhaha. walahi it happen to me marmar when i see gabar quruxleey ah. marmar anigoo hadlin. i get surprised when i start talking whit here swedhish and the girl suddenly talks af soomaali.

i say ooooow sorry are you soomaali sorrryyyy not long ago gabar somali( reer xamarka cad cad) she was sitting near me about 15 minutes. i start talking to her swedish. middle of conversation she changed af soomali. walaahi waa naxay real. yaah yaaah. even little second i never though she had 1% of soomaali blood in here. i though she was morrocan. light eritrean something laakiin never somaali. gabadhii she get ungry at me waxay i dhahday soomaalid ad xun waaye. even when i start talking my mother tangue af soomali people still dont believe me iam soomaali from xamar xaafada shibis. they still talk near me( war wuxu yaa af soomaali baray) ahahahaa marka gabdhii i i apologize i say pls dont worry adiga soomaali waa tahay laakiin your more beatifull than evrage soomaali.


marka maandeeq your more quruxleey than evrage xaliimoos or you were western clothes

Lol yalaxoow are you one of those shaxaari bus drivers who try to shukaansi girls in bus full of people

and btw I don't agree with you that most taut is xalimoos are not good-looking, I think somali girls are blessed with beauty mashallah.
I can understand someone who is genuinely surprised like you because with some people you just can't know, but asking the Q as icebreaker is just lame.

ManD333q wrote:Lol yalaxoow are you one of those shaxaari bus drivers who try to shukaansi girls in bus full of people

walaahi iam one of those nasiib xumo do you know why we are shaxaariiis??? because if you hit 5 somali girls a day when your driving atlist one of them will give you her number


my telefon is full walaahi marka all singel mamms. garoobs. singel girls. even girls in early 20s all of them we hit them. so isla ilaaali tuugada busdriverska

DR-YALAXOOW wrote:

ManD333q wrote:Lol yalaxoow are you one of those shaxaari bus drivers who try to shukaansi girls in bus full of people

walaahi iam one of those nasiib xumo do you know why we are shaxaariiis??? because if you hit 5 somali girls a day when your driving atlist one of them will give you her number


my telefon is full walaahi marka all singel mamms. garoobs. singel girls. even girls in early 20s all of them we hit them. so isla ilaaali tuugada busdriverska

lol it's seems like they are on a mission, been maad sheegin
even the most shaaxari nation of dhagcas don't even do this while driving bus full of people.

ManD333q wrote:
lol it's seems like they are on a mission, been maad sheegin
even the most shaaxari nation of dhagcas don't even do this while driving bus full of people.

iam driving bus 10 years. in the beginning it was fun but later nowadays it become epidemic every reer baadiye busdriver is hiting somali girls. so walaahi aniga bilahaan waa iska dhaafay. i even waan joojiyey inaan SMILE u sameeyo gabdhaha soomaalida. naagaha soomaalida waa na fahmeen laakiin hadda. qaarkood salaanta xitaa nagama qaadaan laakiin worst naago shaaxaaari ah ayaa marmar busska soo kora oo iyaga shukaansi nagu bilaaba. they want maybe 20% of our bus driving mushahar .

mandeeq UK maa degan tahay?? bussaskiina waa old and too much dad baddan, lakiin sweden busseskeena waa best place naag lagu shukaansan karo. sida big limousine oo kale gabadhaha shufeerka agtiisa ay fadhiistaan. shukaansiga no one else will hear you!!!

Maandeeq, the question is a door way to get on common grounds. Btw best way to grasp a Somali gabadh's mind, is flattering her that she look's something completely different than what lies in her image. On a side note, nowadays its starting to get diffcult to distinguish our somali qalanjos from that of our neighbors esply at multi-racial events.

Rabshoole wrote:Maandeeq, the question is a door way to get on common grounds. Btw best way to grasp a Somali gabadh's mind, is flattering her that she look's something completely different than what lies in her image. On a side note, nowadays its starting to get diffcult to distinguish our somali qalanjos from that of our neighbors esply at multi-racial events.

No. If I bothered to care this would mildly offend if anything.

I don't get what the big deal is though. I'm standoffish yeah but even I would answer without a fuss.

Seriously tho ManD333q, ma Soomaali baa tahay

Real talk, Somali girls are gassed...someone asks if ur Somali, u think he's hitting on u. A guy smiles as he walks by, u think he's hitting on u. He asks for ur number and asks u out on a date, u think he's hitting on u. Get over urselves!!

Tuushi wrote:As rare as it happens,ma response is usually "Maya walaal,Sudani baan ahay"

This topic and your comment reminds me of my sister telling me about the typical icebreaker of African dudes here. "Sistee aa you Sudanese?". Apparently they ask this every time regardless . There was probably some secret meeting or something .

Normally when I want to chat up a Somali girl the 1st thing I say is ''walaal af Somali maa kaseeysaa? and if she replies ''ha''.... I say aslam calaykum then I start talking to her in English.
don't ask me why!

I said that to a Malay (Malaysian) girl I met @ an airport. She looked like Somali rer barawe. Although she was not Somali, my question was enough to break the silence

ManD333q wrote:
It's beyond me why somali men ask this lame Q to females they clearly can see are somali, I mean seriously?
you'll think you will only hear of this kind Q in remote places with no maryooles, but No no..


Now I just tell them in somali that I'm not somali lol.

To be honest I say this sometimes to somali guys just to you know light a convo lol

It's kind of rhetorical, but these days believe it or not I start convos by complimenting girls futo (they have to dress a certain way)


btw I was in a bank once when a spanish looking lady started talking to me in Somali out of the blue, I was like wtfffffff and was puzzled, we start talking and she asks me questions and even my qabiil , anywho she was half Somali/cadaan, she tells me her dad Isaq and me her mom in europe and she was very proud of being Somali. She actually wanted me to meet her children but I never contacted her.

Advo wrote:It's kind of rhetorical, but these days believe it or not I start convos by complimenting girls futo (they have to dress a certain way)


btw I was in a bank once when a spanish looking lady started talking to me in Somali out of the blue, I was like wtfffffff and was puzzled, we start talking and she asks me questions and even my qabiil , anywho she was half Somali/cadaan, she tells me her dad Isaq and me her mom in europe and she was very proud of being Somali. She actually wanted me to meet her children but I never contacted her.

You and yo always havin ass all the dammn stories wtf ! you needa make a movie tittled "once ... "

I tend to forget stuff for a long period of time until something reminds of it.

btw, u got a great junk in the trunk.