Somali Men: Diaspora vs Locals

[Colonel]

Abdiwahab I'm planning on visiting my old man in the NFD next year and getting myself a fine 17 yr old

[AbdiWahab252]

Abdiwahab I'm planning on visiting my old man in the NFD next year and getting myself a fine 17 yr old

Good luck Sheik Colonel. Just avoid Garissa and go to miyi.

[Colonel]

What's wrong with Garissa?

[Murax]

I don't blame the locals. These Diaspora are very annoying. I remember seeing how they would flaunt their wealth and treat the locals with contempt. I always made a point never to stick out and always showed the locals respect.

About the chicks, I know where the locals are coming from. These guys from overseas have made marriage expensive and ruined the fine crop of local chicks. I know how that it is. I lose my first love to some bastard from London back in 1992 when I was merely a broke arse Farax. I understood her need for leaving the shiddy prospects back home but hurt as fock.

I honestly don't understand why those Diaspora who failed in life in the West go to Somalia to fight for government jobs. These Diaspora are pompous idiots who want to bully you into paying respect and calling them "Saltul Wasiir". They try to exhort you and forget their place. How can a guy from Baari try to exhort AbdiWahab252 in 3piano at the Saxafi Hotel and try to get away with it ? Needless to say, I had to check him and got someone to call his boss who said warya stop your shid now.

So messed up. I will make it a point to fit in seamlessly with the locals when I go to Somalia Inshallah. I'll just rent a basic 4x4, role with fam instead of a armed escort and respect the locals instead of acting like these diaspora pricks.

[AbdiWahab252]

Colonel,

Too Westernized and your British pound will go further in Faafi, Ijara, Lagdheera than Garissa. They are not as hot too. You want to see some real gorgeous girls, check out the Makahiil & MZ women of Wajir county. They are tall, have nice bodies and are raaliyo.


Murax,

You don't need an armed escort period unless you are on official business then of course let your starving Marvin Mooryaan cousin get a little bit of cash. I used to cruise around in a souped up MARK II (Camry) when not on business. When on official business, used to roll in Land Cruiser with 3 armed staff (my cousins (rer abti and rer adeer)).

You will stick out anyway until you lose 30% of your body weight and wear clothing from suuqa

[Murax]

Murax,

You don't need an armed escort period unless you are on official business then of course let your starving Marvin Mooryaan cousin get a little bit of cash. I used to cruise around in a souped up MARK II (Camry) when not on business. When on official business, used to roll in Land Cruiser with 3 armed staff (my cousins (rer abti and rer adeer)).

You will stick out anyway until you lose 30% of your body weight and wear clothing from suuqa

Caadi waaye. I'll go on a crash diet and get my weight down to like 135 before I go, and will buy somali clothes from the somali mall in falls church, va

[1nemansquad]

I personally think Somali locals are way better than Somalis in diaspora. Living in the west diminshes you humanity a little and you become delusioned about responsibility in general.

Insha Allah when I go back, it will be to regain what I have lost.