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Re: Has this happened to you brehs?

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:MJ: nygga do it......


Somalis are corrupt by nature....I just recently bought the new S3 and everyone and their mama asking me if I have insurance on it.

This one nygga actually thinks ill do it for him so he can turn around and sell it on ebay for $600 while he pays me a $100 :Puhlease:
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Re: Has this happened to you brehs?

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Advo wrote::MJ: nygga do it......


Somalis are corrupt by nature....I just recently bought the new S3 and everyone and their mama asking me if I have insurance on it.

This one nygga actually thinks ill do it for him so he can turn around and sell it on ebay for $600 while he pays me a $100 :Puhlease:
:wtf:

Nah breh, can't do it. Can't sign my life to some broad :snoop:

I aint a simp :MJ:
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Fah, tell hooyo to get you a pic. If the chick is :diddy: do it.
If once she lands she says 'ii fur' show her the paperwork and tell her to get back in the kitchen :umad:
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This is like asking do Somalis eat moos with bariis? yep. :)

I wouldn't even do it for a close relative forget my mom's friends.
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Were they finna pay you?

Shit I'd do it, for some cash.

Anybody need a greencard...? :)
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EVEN if i was offered money, i wouldn't do this shid... its fraud :down:
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FAH1223 wrote:EVEN if i was offered money, i wouldn't do this shid... its fraud :down:
Punk!
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Areesa wrote:
FAH1223 wrote:EVEN if i was offered money, i wouldn't do this shid... its fraud :down:
Punk!
Idol,

quit getting mad
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ITS A TRAP!!!!!
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Why dont you accept the offer, and enjoy that girl kkkkk
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Re: Has this happened to you brehs?

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Maybe I should open a new business line... You (Diaspora folks) register with my agency and I'll get you clients (both genders) who are willing to pay. You get paid plus optional spouse, some poor somali leaves Africa and Asia, and I get rich in the process!

Fah, let me do all the negotiating with mom's friend and her daughter. If the price is right I can fly to Cairo on your behalf and do some preliminary exams. Being my first client entitles you free services. You'll get 100% of the settlement minus expenses. :up:

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yes it did happened to me some time ago just do what i did tell them to fuck off be straight with them
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Fraud my blackass... Fuck the government. Plus aint nobody snitchin :)
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waryaa wrote:Maybe I should open a new business line... You (Diaspora folks) register with my agency and I'll get you clients (both genders) who are willing to pay. You get paid plus optional spouse, some poor somali leaves Africa and Asia, and I get rich in the process!

Fah, let me do all the negotiating with mom's friend and her daughter. If the price is right I can fly to Cairo on your behalf and do some preliminary exams. Being my first client entitles you free services. You'll get 100% of the settlement minus expenses. :up:

New agency: Somali Connection
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:lol: :lol: :lol: you made me laugh. let me be first client and get me a wife that get me a green card. middle east not meel la isku haleyn karo. she has to be good person islamicly and personally. age doesnt matter as long not under age. naag madowna kama helo iyo mid gaaban ba. ilka heedana wa iney 3adadaan.
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Re: Has this happened to you brehs?

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hyper, thnx for volunteering. I am waiting for physical description from possible matches: nabs, qorexeey, sexy-kitten, etc.

fine print: Our clients in Africa and Asia are encouraged to lower their expectations regarding the sponsor's physical characteristics that will surely fade away as age progresses. We strongly recommend focusing on the new life that awaits you the west :) You will get back your freedom to walk away if you are not fully satisfied in one to three years
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