Girls are hard to understand

[Barwaaqoiyobashbash]

[BlackVelvet]

@ the posts

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Why settle for her right now when shes flabby and sick? When u wanted her she was choosing mostly likely nyggas with money who just wanted to hit that.

Now that she's old news and not the talk of the town anymore, issit a coincidence shes thinking about u?

a plan Z?

[Alphanumeric]

Why settle for her right now when shes flabby and sick? When u wanted her she was choosing mostly likely nyggas with money who just wanted to hit that.

Now that she's old news and not the talk of the town anymore, issit a coincidence shes thinking about u?

a plan Z?

Yup.

Not hard to understand, imo.

[BlackVelvet]

I am sure women don't get flabby in a couple of years unless there's a baby involved

[Barwaaqoiyobashbash]

ND YES I MET HER.... THIS IS WAT HAPPENED ...



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This happened late night and I just came from a friends house on da way home. I Walk to the bus stop wen I see a figure of a woman her back facing me. didn’t really pay much attention. Lakiin I did realise she had a scarf-like bandana wrapped around her in a ponytail. N e wayz, I just started 2 listen 2ma ipod she was standing on the ova side. I didn’t bother looking.

Afta about 10, 20 mins listening 2ma music I look across then I see her, she then slowly turns around looks @ me N smiles. Ma eyez lit up walahi. I cudnt stop looking @ dis woman. Dis gyal looked more beautiful den beyonce, halle berry, christina millian all put2geva . NO LIE

I kept staring @her non stop. I fink she noticed this cuz her eyez wud roll across @ma direction. As soon as she did dat I wud quickly turn ma head round. Afta about 15mins da most UNBELIEVABLE thing happed, da gyal turned round @ma direction then slowly started 2walk 2me. Ma heart was fukkkin beatin like mad. It was overwhelming walahi.

Den she finally reached right in front of me. I cudnt even look @her. Cuz I knew I wud b mesmerized n dat I wudnt stop looking @her face. When I say that this girls face looked like n angel, walahi bilahi talahi u wud 2.……………………………............
Then the most SHOCKING thing happened, wen she looks @me she says in the most sweetest voice in the world.

“are you Somali by any chance”

Then like a fool wif ma mouth wide open I slowly nod ma head surprised by the Q she asked. Then this is the part where I almost COLLAPSED !!!! She says,


“walaalo miyaad ogtahay the time the bus will come”


SHE WAS SOMALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
MY DAYZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

At this point ma heart was pounding soo fast it was about 2 explode.
Walahi billahi I tried 2 speak but noffin wud come out. It was so strange it was like I was retarded I was like… “ aaah aaah aaaaah” kept repeating dat. Non stop. She was still looking @me wif da most beautiful smile, waitin 4 an answer. FUKKKIN HELL!!! I coundt say not even 1 word it was @ dat moment I was mentally ill. Then she says in her voice again…


“Maxaa dacay walaal, Cat got ur tongue miya”


Then she giggles a bit. Ma knees starting going weak. Even her laugh made me wana just pounce on her. I was full of so much desire and pain all @da same time. Then the worse thing happened…. A bus approaches and she turns around n says…

“alxamdulilah, u have no idea how long a was waiting 4this bus”


The doors on the bus open, @ this moment everyyyyyy thinggggg went sooooo slow it was crazily
She slowly steps up turns around looks @me smiles with the most whitest beautiful teeth, her eyez flickerin with her long lashes then waves with her fingers. The doors close. The bus drives off.
I literally almost started 2 cry.

Its been almost a 3 weeks in search of this girl and I find it even hard 2eat n sleep without a moment flashin of her. U know wen ppl say “Love at first sight” TRUST its true.
silver-spy
SomaliNetizen

This guy is hilarious.

[Dear]

Why settle for her right now when shes flabby and sick? When u wanted her she was choosing mostly likely nyggas with money who just wanted to hit that.

Now that she's old news and not the talk of the town anymore, issit a coincidence shes thinking about u?

a plan Z?

the thing is she still 2 x hotter nyggas be like but i from my side confused

[MrSinister]

dumar waa caruur caga weyn. remember that mahmah whenever you try to understand women