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thank god your breaking up with an eriterean, I'm mean your salafi and all but still I'd rather you be with a somali

Ooooh. She is the kind that likes to get bruises and black eyes. Mashallah, I have wished for a girl who could take a punch. They don't make bitches like they used to anymore. Tell him you like it rough, let him kick your teeth in then have nice make up sex while he slaps the bruises and pulls your hair. That should fix it.

Perfect_Order wrote:thank god your breaking up with an eriterean, I'm mean your salafi and all but still I'd rather you be with a somali

truther wrote:Ooooh. She is the kind that likes to get bruises and black eyes. Mashallah, I have wished for a girl who could take a punch. They don't make bitches like they used to anymore. Tell him you like it rough, let him kick your teeth in then have nice make up sex while he slaps the bruises and pulls your hair. That should fix it.

Wtf astaqforolah I don't like getting physically abused you retard.

Murax wrote:Advo,

I don't know if I can do that bro, even if she asked. I like my girls all purtty, can't have them bleeding and shid.

You're right. That's a bit too far. But, I do like it when a guy is rough.

As for the topic. Everybody knows that Teamo is a liar and qooqan badaan.

Teamo,

Just tell him you are pregnant. 99,5% of men will flee.

hipsterrunoff wrote:As for the topic. Everybody knows that Teamo is a liar and qooqan badaan.

Let's beat the qooq out of her. Together. Every little helps. Whadda say partner?

TeAmo wrote:

truther wrote:Ooooh. She is the kind that likes to get bruises and black eyes. Mashallah, I have wished for a girl who could take a punch. They don't make bitches like they used to anymore. Tell him you like it rough, let him kick your teeth in then have nice make up sex while he slaps the bruises and pulls your hair. That should fix it.

Wtf astaqforolah I don't like getting physically abused you retard.

hipsterrunoff wrote:

Murax wrote:Advo,

I don't know if I can do that bro, even if she asked. I like my girls all purtty, can't have them bleeding and shid.

You're right. That's a bit too far. But, I do like it when a guy is rough.

Can You give me examples walaal. I'll try it.

Murax wrote:Can You give me examples walaal. I'll try it.

hipsterrunoff wrote:
You're right. That's a bit too far. But, I do like it when a guy is rough.

Just a minute ago,you said you became religious.

barwaaqoiyobashbash wrote:

hipsterrunoff wrote:
You're right. That's a bit too far. But, I do like it when a guy is rough.

Just a minute ago,you said you became religious.

Who said religious girls don't like it rough? In fact they are crazy about it. They will hammer your nuts if you can't curb stomp them.

barwaaqoiyobashbash wrote:Just a minute ago,you said you became religious.

Are you telling me religious ppl aren't human beings?

truther wrote:

barwaaqoiyobashbash wrote:

hipsterrunoff wrote:
You're right. That's a bit too far. But, I do like it when a guy is rough.

Just a minute ago,you said you became religious.

Who said religious girls don't like it rough? In fact they are crazy about it. They will hammer your nuts if you can't curb stomp them.