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Re: I think my house is haunted

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^ Take that back, NOW! :x

I am sure you wont mind your end to be called America (since it's the smaller one) but Americans will be pissed if they're called Canadians & that's what you're doing now. :evil:
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Re: I think my house is haunted

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Tuushi wrote::lol:

I am sorrry Damian.She mentioned jinni and u said jiir.I remember u talking of having possible jinns in ur house before.

We still call it jiir.

Australia,New Zealand,same ish.
lol....

yes, i still believe that is the case...sheikh baa ii sheegy that i can go to ceerigabo to get rid off it but the jin is in the house not with me.


anyhow, I know Twist lives in Newzealand, do you live over there too? how is live over there? i thought newzland only accomodates sheep and white race :?

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Re: I think my house is haunted

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^ daiman, yes. Xaliimo, Tushi & myself all live in New Zealand, right next to a sheep field. :steviej:
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Re: I think my house is haunted

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lol@Tuushi, assuming it's them, they're probably more freaked out at us than we are. :lol:
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Re: I think my house is haunted

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no need to be scared, they are creatures around us. as long you pray and remembered Allah you dont need to scare.
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Re: I think my house is haunted

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Saraxnow wrote:lol@Tuushi, assuming it's them, they're probably more freaked out at us than we are. :lol:
So ma aha.

I always wondered of insects.Whenever i saw an army of ants.Wondered how they felt around us.These giants walking their path.
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^That reminds of nabi Sulaiman's army and those ants. Yep, I think they do get scared.
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Re: I think my house is haunted

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Harden up princesses :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: I think my house is haunted

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Jinns are creatures everywhere in earth around us, here's a few tips if you want protection:

When your entering the house say Bismillahi aamantu billahi wa tawakkaltu A'lallahi mashallahu la xawla wa la quwata illa billah
And the same when you leave your home.
Recite or play Surat Al-Baqra on your speakers
Remember Allah before you do anything, eat .etc...

When you sleep cup your palms together and then lightly spit onto your hands three times then recite:
Faatixa x1
Surat Ikhlas x3
Surat Nas x3
Suratal-Falaq x3
Ayatul Kursi x1

When you finish reciting those surahs wipe your head with both with your palms, then onto your face, ythen on your arms and hands and then your legs etc.

‘When retiring to his bed every night, the Prophet (S) would hold his palms together, spit in them, recite the last three chapters of the Qur’aan and then wipe over his entire body as much as possible with his hands, beginning with his head and face and then all parts of the body, he would do this three times.’

After when you sleep face your right side and say Ya Allah by your name i die and i live.


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Re: I think my house is haunted

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I've been considering the possibility of "ghosts".
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Re: I think my house is haunted

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Read Qur'an on the house. :mindblown:
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Re: I think my house is haunted

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That kind of shit used to happen in my old house. After a couple of years, it started getting bad because I think the jini started getting brave. Besides the waking in the middle of the night and my dishes shifting places, they started scratching my bedroom door. I lived alone so I was scared shitless. I convinced myself that it was rats or termite but I never opened the damn door when they started scratching it. I would scream at them in the morning while eating my breakfast. I would say "show yourself coward" and "what do you want from me". I assumed they would end up breaking in one day and rape me so I had a Quraan saar (the advice of my Hooyo after she laughed at me). It didn't work so I skipped town (moved back to hooyo's).
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Re: I think my house is haunted

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:lol:

Scratching is usually mice. Always wash your dishes before using in the morning.
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Re: I think my house is haunted

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Tuushi wrote:
daiman wrote:may be you have jiir in the house. i remember few years back I heard some noise coming from the kitchen. it sounded as if someone was actually openning the fridge and taking things out. my cousin was living with me and I thought it was her who went there. i heard the samethign the following night...then i looked up and checked my cousin...she was fast sleeping.

then we discussed the matter the follwing day and discovered that we had been invaded by jiir. they acted like humans. i contacted the landlord and it was cleaned out. never again.

but I sometimes heard some noise coming from my kictehcn...and others heard it too. it disappears for months and comes back. for me,i think, it is jinn.
How did ur landlord clean out the jinn?
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u had me cracking up for a while...and now i cant stop smiling
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Re: I think my house is haunted

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Alphanumeric wrote::lol:

Scratching is usually mice. Always wash your dishes before using in the morning.
I planned exit strategies and all mate. You are talking about dishes. Mate, I had a rope tied to my bedpost. If they ever got brave enough to invade my bedroom, I would jump out of the window. I didn't escape Somalia's civil war just so I could get raped by jini. Fuck that shit.
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