Things SNET Taught You

[Twist]

How to waste time & procrastination.

[Tuushi]

^ That and different words.

When in doubt,urban dictionary before repeating a phrase.

^ Learned from experience eh

Cruelly too.

[salool]

I was kinda naive when i joined here, laakin hada indhihi ba kala furmay sidan maalin kasta wax iga fajaciya oo
akhirinayey.

[zingii]

I learned "intee baad ku dhalatay" stood for what is your clan.

If you said Mogadishu, they will further ask "where was your dad born".

[Ina-Geel_Wase]

that darood girls r more qabiilst than hawiye/isaq girls.

[Mondey]

That lots of people admire western dhaqan xumo within Somali community and call it "freedom".

[yungnfresh]

Walahi Snet has taught me a lot.

1. It's alright in aad governmentka been u sheegtid to obtain more lacag, but indulging in riba'....ASTAGHFIRULLAH!!!!!

2. It is that the Swedish Xalimo married a gaal she lived with for 12 yrs, but f-king cadaan hoes you pulled at the club is cool.

3. Gays are destroying the sanctity of marriage but the sky high divorces rates aren't. Or is that a Christian argument?

4. SOMALIA MUST HAVE SARIAH!!!!........but we have no intention of leaving our comfy armchairs in liberal, secular Canada, Netherlands & Britain.

5. Somali women must be fully covered........waa waree check out Becky and Shaniqua's ass. Taas waan ka dhex bixi laha walahi

[waryaa]

words: Gusband (sunshine), jeberti (abdiwahab), zoomalia (unknown)

somali psyche: i am always right.
somalis: one big dysfunctional family.

[Thuganomics]

There's more faqash in the world than I thought there was
AW adiga laftaadaan ka shakiyey

[abdisamad3]

qabiil bashing.

[Mondey]

i also learned That everyone is a mother fucker in his own way.

[union]

SNET has taught me that the majority of western Somalis do not share my values. Somalis are a lost people.

[Cumar-Labasuul]

words: Gusband (sunshine), jeberti (abdiwahab), zoomalia (unknown)

somali psyche: i am always right.
somalis: one big dysfunctional family.

i always thought AW made up 'gusband'

also add:

koonfurian - emperior/khalid ali
southie - gedoboy

[grandpakhalif]

The Idoor clan even existed.

[Executive]

There are many somalis who are students of Ayan Hirsi and Islam haters such as Union and Beenaale_No1