basics of shukaansi

[eliteSomali]

There is this or the typical somali guy shukaansi which is basically suicide. Constant compliments, abaayo numberkaaga isii, and otherwise throwing yourself at her feet. I tried.


Twist: You'd base your post on others' posts?

[AbdiWahab252]

eliteSomali,

Man, play hard to get warya. Nothing is irritating more to a Xalimo than a Farax who doesn't give her any attention. Her curiosity is aroused and bam, you got the mojo.

[eliteSomali]

Abduwahab: That's exactly my point.

[Adali]

Shukaansi isn't one of my strengths, I just have an aura that makes women submit to me

[AhlulbaytSoldier]

Most important rule of shukaansi should be: do not annoy a girl who doesnt want you.
Also make them known that you can live fine without them.
A loyal girl is the one that likes you, never abandons you, but even towards her u should behave independent. If they sense ur emotional side, girl will run away.
And please do not compliment her every day, thats f-king annoying towards girls.

[CaliBurco]

I've probably been with more better looking chicks than pretty much everyone you mentioned.

You can't teach the learned student.

[SelfD]

Most important rule of shukaansi should be: do not annoy a girl who doesnt want you.
Also make them known that you can live fine without them.
A loyal girl is the one that likes you, never abandons you, but even towards her u should behave independent. If they sense ur emotional side, girl will run away.
And please do not compliment her every day, thats f-king annoying towards girls.

[herndonhomer]

Okay guys, since we've got loads of juniors who are inexperienced in the art of shukaansi, I though I should make a thread and invite all the professors, bachelors, players, playeretes and have them drop a line or two. Fellows like shaxaari twist, veternan Abdiwahab, bachelor Advo and so forth being in the midst of folks like cabuuriye, cali burco and all the inexperienced and novice brothers and not sharing their shukaansi recipes is indeed ceeb wayn.

Cabuuriye and cali burco yall pay attentions cuz u too niggas getting dropped like pennies everytime.

Rules to getting the chick you like(granted she is single).

1. Show her that you want her and make that as clear as you possibly can. Once you make that clear here is what you should not do. Do NOT chase her. This shows her she ain't the only fox around. There is no simpler way to put this other than do not chase her. The moment you chase her, you've lost her unless you can recollect yourself and change the game which I doubt anyone who chases a chick would know. The idea is to stand out because most girls, no matter how bad they look, are used to being chased because they are girls and society normalized it. And when the chick is beautiful, then she is even more used to being chased. So by deviating from the normalized notion that guys chase first, you've already shown her that you are not like all the niggas that have approached her in the past. Once you have done that, she'll be curious and want to explore why you're different and that is the point. So interest establlished.

2. Confidence: I can't stress this enough. Be confident when you talk to her. Do not be afraid of telling her and showing her that you ain't like her average faarax she has met in the past. Talk, walk and act with confidence. The idea here is to elevate yourself above her and show her that you would not be lucky to have her but she would be lucky to have you. But be very careful because the line btwn that and acting like a complete jerk is very thin. You don't want to offend her by implicitly implying that she's subordinate to you because she is not. You want to show her that you are the man and you call the shots but do this delicately and subtly.

3. Tease her: When she makes a joke that ain't funny, call that shyt on her and tell her it ain't funny but not in a serious tone. Joke with her, make comments about her appearance, her voice, her walk and etc.. This does not mean you call her ugly or shyt like that but harmless jokes. There is also physical tease. touch her hand, her back her calool and see how she responds. If she's receptive then keep going. Grabbing her twins and her gadaal while yall ain't even official is immediate disqualifier. If you're patient, and u play ur cards right, all that and more will come.


4. Make sexual comments about her body. Refer to her gadaal iyo hor, refer to her lips and her overall physique. Do not be blunt and daily with your comments. The idea is to paint yourself as a freak, not just any freak, but a decent freak. or in somali, saqaan sharaf leh. women love this as long as you know how to do it and them being women, they'll never suggest you or tell you this. Matter fact, most women especially gabadhaha soomaalida will do the opposite and tell you that they are gabdho fiican and would act shocked and repulsed upon hearing such comments and and seeing such advances but that's just a defense mechanism against shame. Deep down, she'd want you to make those suggestions, both verbally and physically. not matter how cultural or religious she is, she'll be receptive as long as you do it right.

5. Finally, establish yourself a trustworthy nigga. Gabdahha don't like bitch niggas that talk at all and she'll asses and monitor your words as yall converse on the phone. Do not tell her secrets of ur past chicks, or secrets of any chicks at all. Do not tell her anything about anyone because that would give her the reassurance that you'd safeguard her secrets as well in the case she lets you get to work. She'll also be more comfortable to u, and disclose herself to u because she knows what yall talk about or do will not escape your lips.

6. Sweet talking: Do not forget to sweet talk to her now and then but minimize that shyt. Don't tell her she likes nice everyday, she'll get annoyed by that. Women are big babies and they're very very vulnerable to niggas that can spit. They need you to supply them with confidence and this is done in a balanced way. Some days make fun of her n piss her off just a little and other days tell her something she wants to hear and be serious about it.

And now the Golden RULE: Do all this by not portraying yourself as a player cuz girls hate that. They like players but they will never be with players unless she is a player herself. She'll think you'll play her which is not an impression you want to give.



I'll turn it over to twist and abdiwahab and others to drop their lines as well.

my nigga, you know the game . i have followed similar rules in the past and they have worked the main thing is though you shouldn't have to overthink these rules or instructions. Basically if they don't come to you naturally you are pretty much fucked. The main thing is DONT FORCE IT. A girl knows if she wants to fuck you in the first five seconds of meeting you

[herndonhomer]

Most important rule of shukaansi should be: do not annoy a girl who doesnt want you.
Also make them known that you can live fine without them.
A loyal girl is the one that likes you, never abandons you, but even towards her u should behave independent. If they sense ur emotional side, girl will run away.
And please do not compliment her every day, thats f-king annoying towards girls.

live fine without them?

but yeah, everything else you said was on point

basically you should talk to girls like they are your niggas, with the exception that they are a bit more sensitive than your niggas

[Colonel]

@do not chase her, I did this with the finest xalimo at my uni and she was like "why don't you talk to me anymore?"

Me: "who are you again?"

Next thing you know she texts me that she wears really small dresses at home

[greenday]

If you like the girl don't play games, they can tell your playing a game and would just play along and baam when ever you decide to be honest ee ka arsaneysaa! when ever i sense shit from a guy i act naive and oblivious and let him get to the question at his own base cuz I know no amount of suggestion that you like me no matter how bate is enough, (girls never take it as he likes you till u hear it from his mouth) the direct question will some day come then even if i liked him to begin with am not interested mate, i mean intee geyne a man who plays games and lies to begin with? he is not worth it.

What you should do is show a bit of interest by regularly contacting her, this does not mean long chats, then when you think you got her attention which you will (bad or good) within a week or two you can ask her the question, no long thing cuz ur not the only guy.


PS. make sure if you were chatting with other guys/girls to let them know they lost the race this time and place them in the friends zone no need for double dealings

[herndonhomer]

what i have construed from this thread: don't be awkward and you will get laid

[eliteSomali]

If you like the girl don't play games, they can tell your playing a game and would just play along and baam when ever you decide to be honest ee ka arsaneysaa! when ever i sense shit from a guy i act naive and oblivious and let him get to the question at his own base cuz I know no amount of suggestion that you like me no matter how bate is enough, (girls never take it as he likes you till u hear it from his mouth) the direct question will some day come then even if i liked him to begin with am not interested mate, i mean intee geyne a man who plays games and lies to begin with? he is not worth it.

What you should do is show a bit of interest by regularly contacting her, this does not mean long chats, then when you think you got her attention which you will (bad or good) within a week or two you can ask her the question, no long thing cuz ur not the only guy.


PS. make sure if you were chatting with other guys/girls to let them know they lost the race this time and place them in the friends zone no need for double dealings

This is not a game but a sicentific approach to shukaansi. Now by doing this you are not necessarily playing games. Why would you even trouble yourself that much for a chick you dont like?


Colonel: Works everytime.

[greenday]

If you like the girl don't play games, they can tell your playing a game and would just play along and baam when ever you decide to be honest ee ka arsaneysaa! when ever i sense shit from a guy i act naive and oblivious and let him get to the question at his own base cuz I know no amount of suggestion that you like me no matter how bate is enough, (girls never take it as he likes you till u hear it from his mouth) the direct question will some day come then even if i liked him to begin with am not interested mate, i mean intee geyne a man who plays games and lies to begin with? he is not worth it.

What you should do is show a bit of interest by regularly contacting her, this does not mean long chats, then when you think you got her attention which you will (bad or good) within a week or two you can ask her the question, no long thing cuz ur not the only guy.


PS. make sure if you were chatting with other guys/girls to let them know they lost the race this time and place them in the friends zone no need for double dealings

This is not a game but a sicentific approach to shukaansi. Now by doing this you are not necessarily playing games. Why would you even trouble yourself that much for a chick you dont like?

You have rules then its a game sxb


Colonel: Works everytime.

[herndonhomer]

it's super easy to tell who gets laid and who doesn't get laid on this site.