Funny/strange altercations with Somalis

[Lillaahiya]

Another time when I was in high school, I was waiting for a bus at the stop. This Somali taxi driver slowed up, rolled down the window, and started saying something that I couldn't make out. I figured he was lost and needed directions, so I walked closer to the car and asked him to repeat himself. Wa ninki idhi "nayaaheeeee orod seexo, guriga ku hoy,` wa xili dambe, maxaa banaanka ku dhigay" then sped off I looked down at my watch and it was 7pm, and the sun was still out

[igotkatzngingersnapz]

One night I went out and I came across this older Somali male. As I was walking by, he yelled out "Asalaama calaykum". After my group and I returned our salaams, he asked "ma cabtan" After he saw the looks on our faces, wuxuu idhi "haddaanad wax cabin, maxaa xiligan idin soo saaray". Mind you, he's wasted himself

sumthing simlar hapened 2 my frend, a soomali guy saidi isalam calaykum n she sed shalom n he sed no

[Lillaahiya]

Do you ever make sense?

[igotkatzngingersnapz]

Do you ever make sense?

dnt blem me coz u cnt reed. i did my part

[ofafrique]

Some drunk Somali guy physically harassed me on public transportation. The same individual stole a cup of Haagen Dazs ice cream from another passenger and consume it under one minute.

[ZubeirAwal]

i remember around 6 years ago when i was a real young'n i was so fustrated with my mom on the street, i wanted her to buy a copy of FIFA 05 or something, when this somali man comes up and says " War waa ku sidee?" and my mom was laughing and i said " War aabahay matihiid, ii dhaaf" thats when i got a slap on the back'o the head.

[original dervish]

Don`t ever go to Southall if you don`t have to.....its full of Somali drunks and khaat addicts causing mayhem.