the birds n the bees....

*HannaH* · Post by ***HannaH*** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 4:45 pm

[quote="...Qaali"]
markaas, wen the sun goes down n his got a lil' dutch courage he would step to notorioous Leila n put it on her Laughing

literally

[/quote]

Sick Biaj.....and anaad wax iga sheegasay...pahleaze Laughing

Mataan_Ciideed · Post by **Mataan_Ciideed** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 4:47 pm

I new about sex as early as 3!. My older brothers used to ask me:

-older brothers: maxaad guskaaga ku qabataa?
-me: waan ku kaadiyaa
-older brothers: maxaad kaloo ku qabataa?
-me: gabdhahaan ku wasaa

*HannaH* · Post by ***HannaH*** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 4:48 pm

Mataan....Oh fukc you Laughing

LionHeart-112 · Post by **LionHeart-112** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 4:49 pm

Mataan---isn't that verbal incest walaal? Laughing

...Qaali · Post by **...Qaali** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 4:51 pm

Lion, waar iga daa hadaal ka badan----------->u r officially on my "excentric" list of people who also need dabeeb-------->for dat alone dambii malahiid rose

Hannah------> dhont leaf baybi, come bak to papi Very Happy

Mataan---> Laughing

so far, u win-----hands down

LionHeart-112 · Post by **LionHeart-112** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 4:52 pm

qaali..thaxn dear..but i'm allergic ot flowers.

...Qaali · Post by **...Qaali** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 4:55 pm

the world aint enough for some people Rolling Eyes

Mataan_Ciideed · Post by **Mataan_Ciideed** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 4:55 pm

HannaH

Tru story!. Laughing

Before that, I used to think that there was one use for the mighty penis!.

Lion Heart

I should sue my brothers for psychological abuse!. Laughing

Nobody should know about those things at age 3!.

Qaali

Well, your sister could have used my brothers' method on you!. Laughing

...Qaali · Post by **...Qaali** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 4:57 pm

iish, iish!

mataan, i dont think i would b here today if dat was the case Laughing

*HannaH* · Post by ***HannaH*** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 4:59 pm

This Fat Black naag ii ag fadhidaa mid ii qarisay..

Walaahi Bilaahi waan bakhtiyi rabaa Sad

Mataan_Ciideed · Post by **Mataan_Ciideed** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 5:03 pm

Qaali

Thank God you don't have crazy relatives!.

Quruxley · Post by **Quruxley** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 8:33 pm

I was taught in S.Ed at school aged 8 or 9.I couldn't look my parents in the eye for weeks after.I was suffering.....So I took it upon myself to tell my female younger cousin who's dad is a old guy(about 70) and mum a young lady(u know how Somalis roll)......She cried "But my dad is so old how did he pick up hooyo in bed.......Waaaaaaaaa" Laughing

I will never forget that Laughing

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Zamalek I've met your brothers so I'm not surprised Laughing

Dhaga Bacayl · Post by **Dhaga Bacayl** » Wed Sep 21, 2005 10:37 am

Our maid taught me every thing I know from foreplay to intercourse and I was only 6. That is the honest truth. She was fired when my sisters find out what was going. I thought I was the fuccking luckiest and the coolest kid in the neighborhood.

The thing is, I never told any one for three years. I was very secretive kid walaahi.

Finally I got tired of it and told my older brother. He didnÃ¢Â€Â™t do any thing to stop it. Of course, he thought I was lucky too and tried to get someÃ¢Â€Â¦

Post by **AbdiWahab252** » Wed Sep 21, 2005 12:29 pm

lol@ Dhaga

I learned about the birds and bees at age 7. My neighbor's parents had bought a book on the Kama Sutra and their son snuck it over to the playground.

When did I start practicing it, 5th grade, age 12.

optimist_1 · Post by **optimist_1** » Wed Sep 21, 2005 12:34 pm

In Somalia i grabbed my boyasoo left tittie when she was giving me a shower Laughing

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