The most indha adeeg guy I ever met!

[Hyperactive]

wallahi you would think somalidu wa wada mental ill wada so'ada.

[Minneapolis Mayor]

I went to look for a job one time as a translator in this somali agent and the ni99er was like, horta dad ayaan soo raadsanaysaah, waad noo keenaysaah, markaas ayaad inta qaado usoo turjumaysaah. anaka ayaa paycheck kuusoodirayno. I was like, if I am the one who is providing the clients' and doing the translations, where are you involved? He was like shahaadada ayaan haysanaah anaka ayaa UCare ka la deal garaynayno. I didn't understand what he was talking about and I all I told him was like, Bal Stateka ayaan wacayaah in aan anugu lacagta kadoonan karo without you being involved.

Also, I used to think filling greencard was a complicated process. I went to now the minister for information abdullaahi ciilmooge to file it for me. He took my greencard, and started browsing www.uscis.gov/forms and started filling out the form. I asked him sxb waxkale miyaa jiro oo aad qabanaysid waan ogahay formka meesha laga helo iyo sida wax loo type gareeyo. He was like, post ayaan aadayaah money order baan suubinayaah, baqshada ayaan kuridayaah then waan diraa. I took my greencard and left. I was 2 yr university student and he was trying to make 60 bucks from me typing shiit in a PDF.

[Hyperactive]

i just dont know how you guys tolarate those people. anika wan iska daqaaqi laha with saying anything.

[Tuushi]

i just dont know how you guys tolarate those people. anika wan iska daqaaqi laha with saying anything.

How often do people disappoint u hyper?

[Alchemist]

i just dont know how you guys tolarate those people. anika wan iska daqaaqi laha with saying anything.

How often do people disappoint u hyper?

Lool Walahi this made me laugh.

[Hyperactive]

i just dont know how you guys tolarate those people. anika wan iska daqaaqi laha with saying anything.

How often do people disappoint u hyper?

not much, that is why i distance myself from people and from socielizing them.

[Tuushi]

i just dont know how you guys tolarate those people. anika wan iska daqaaqi laha with saying anything.

How often do people disappoint u hyper?

not much, that is why i distance myself from people and from socielizing them.

That must be hard.Does it bother u when u find something u dont tolerate in someone that u cant just distance urself from e.g a fellow student,a teacher.


Chemist. That was a serious question.Men drop from premature heart attacks for a reason.

[greenday]

Ninka woo xamalanaye, inaa lacagtisa siise aheed

[Hyperactive]

lol i still manage way to distance myself.lol

my dad didnt tell me for no reason; koley dad la dagi meydidi Allaho anan ko so martinin, adigo meel 3idla dagan. illen koley la dago meyside.

[waryaa]

"rag rag dhalay" lol

[Lillaahiya]

Inaad $20 siisid may ahayn ba.

[xaliye123]

Xariif igadhe, walaahi 50 kiisa inuu u qalmay, waayo wuuba ku marsaday.

[zidane88]

Advo, you had me laughing on this one.

[The`Republic]

Advo you deserved that one bro. Indho adeeg deserves equal and opposite indho adeeg...the first second you didn't see the truck you shoulda been like hold up where dat truck at?

[Rightwing]

So I was moving out heavy furniture and I didn't know anyone with a pickup truck, so I called up a middle age somali guy that helps people move/carry loads with his truck but I just needed the truck to dump the furniture few buildings away (nothing big). He comes in like 30 minutes, so I told him Ill bring the stuff out just backup the truck. Me and a friend bring out the big couch ready to load it, so the guy walks over and gives a helping hand. We're all carrying the coach walking towards his truck in the rain, 30 seconds goes by before I looked around and asked: "Where is ur truck man...why u parked so far??"

he goes "waa caadi, waa caadi...just keeep on walking"

the next thing u know we are @ our intended destination the main dumpster soaking wet 5 minutes later

I am confused at this point, so on the walk back I asked again ninyahow where is the truck? I'm not gonna walk again carrying that stuff in this rain, so bring it over..

he goes "maya maya waan heeynaa hada..soobaxa" and just brushed it off

we get back for the remaining stuff, me and my hommie start to lift a TV stand looking at each other like WTF, the somali guy comes over and grabs the side again to give us "muscle". I am hoping this time we're using the truck cus I called him for that reason only.....yet again he derails us saying "WAAN KU FILANAHAY...HADA HADA GEEYNEEYNAA MEESHA".

Me:

I said FOCK THIS NYGGA and continued walking back and forth to the dumpster til me and the hommie did all the work, even tho wet as fock 40 minutes in the rain!

Xariifkaan goes in my apartment and sits down trying to chat (I am waiting for him to get to the point), after a while he goes waan sii baxaayaa ee aan kala dhameeysano

my friends reaction:

I said listen man the whole reason I called u was for ur vehicle not muscle as we were perfectly capable of doing it ourselves and eventually did it WITHOUT the truck. I gave him a $20 bill trying to be nice....

he goes "$50 wax ka yar maba qaato"



I said if u don't get the fock out of my place now I'm gonna put u out!!!! waa waalantahay?

He put the twenty in his pocket and leaves shaking his head...

THE INDHA ADEEG OF THIS NYGGA?

Indha adayg record iga dheh!!