I've been secretly assigned to b the bishop of Burco

[grandpakhalif]

We ask our Holy God to grant Bishop Columbo into his Kingdom in Heaven.

Jesuit Francis has commanded me to spread the light of Christ to Somalinet! It is but our duty to uphold the sacrosanct mission our Savior entrusted with to save these wretched barbarians from the clutches of Mohamadism.

[Colonel]

Father FarIyoAlif, i heard the archbishopofBurco wants to establish a meeting with the Elders of the Church of Snet, Desmond Hutu and Pastor Colonel...Minister Warpriest (nee Warsheekh) is due to hold a sermon at Saint Grandpakhalifs of Magdalene after a short communion...they are afraid of the heretic Quaker movement led by ex-Puritan Somali-star and are calling in Millenarian armed forces led by Sir AbdiWahab of the evangelical school of thought to quench the rebellion. On other news, born again clergy Xiinow of Mozambique has been denied baptism for his child after a unanimous decision held by the Elders of the Church to deport him back, the Gospel whisperers Lady Basra and Lady Hydrogen claimed he was of unclean stock originally from the Bantu persuasion. Xiinow has ever since cut all ties and accuses the Elders of the Church of Satanism..

Saint Grandpakhalif of Magdalene.
Clergy Xiinow of Mozambique.


Let us not forget Cleric Pascal Hiloowle of the Scandinavian Gathering

[AbdiWahab252]

Cardinal Colonel,

How can you help mend the schism ? Rome wishes to end this squabble quickly. Shall you continue in the teachings of Saint Paul who kept the Church united ?

[eliteSomali]

Why are you guys using these despicable names on each other?

[grandpakhalif]

Cardinal Colonel,

How can you help mend the schism ? Rome wishes to end this squabble quickly. Shall you continue in the teachings of Saint Paul who kept the Church united ?

Reverend Abdi,

Don't you know Priestmaster Colonel is an Orthodox Ethiopian Christian? He goes by the name Mahdi Tazdfya

[AbdiWahab252]

Preacher Grandpa of the Greater Tabernacle of Ezikial on the Rock, your protestant propaganda will not work against the followers of the true Church

[Colonel]

Cardinal Colonel,

How can you help mend the schism ? Rome wishes to end this squabble quickly. Shall you continue in the teachings of Saint Paul who kept the Church united ?

Respected Priest AW252 of the Third Church of Kigali,

Surely such an extensive task can only be completed by an experienced Minister such as yourself? Indeed younger clerics such as Saint Grandpa of Magdalene, Archbishop Desmond Hutu and Cleric Xiinow of Mozambique shall support you in this mission.

[AbdiWahab252]

Oh Cardinal Colonel,

A task of this magnitude is beyond my abilities and worthy of a Cardinal who helped elect a Pope. Oh Cardinal Colonel of the blessed Archiocese of Kismayo, save the Church of St. Paul in the land of the twin rivers from total collapse !

[grandpakhalif]

Cardinal Colonel,

Your services are required in the city of Garissa! We have suffered attack after attack by the enemies of Christ, for they wish to seek vanquish his light and galor of the Holy Spirit. I have received a telegraph which noted that you were a wonderful underground activist of Christ in Jigjiga, we need your networks here in NFD for it is but his blood that we shed our tears for.

[Colonel]

Oh Cardinal Colonel,

A task of this magnitude is beyond my abilities and worthy of a Cardinal who helped elect a Pope. Oh Cardinal Colonel of the blessed Archiocese of Kismayo, save the Church of St. Paul in the land of the twin rivers from total collapse !

[OhCashoIsOnYou]

where is OhCashoIsOnYou when you need him.

Friend there's no limit to these individuals under the grip of dark spirits
even Nazi in their early demonic stages joked about genocide, which
always resulted in abrupt room laughter and more crude jokes followed,
it was all funny until the lulz died down and few generals shrugged and gave birth
to the YOLO movement (Yidish Only Live Once). It is soo, demonic friend!

Now these longtailed demonic former wadaads have already crossed the gates into the underworld
expect the snet biblical flood soon, by a new army of born again crusaders led by Lucifer himself.

[MujahidAishah]

Salli ala nabi

Meeshan mental wardka muxu haa. . Waar niman weyne baa tihiin towbad keena illhay ka xishooda

[gurey25]

where is OhCashoIsOnYou when you need him.

Friend there's no limit to these individuals under the grip of dark spirits
even Nazi in their early demonic stages joked about genocide, which
always resulted in abrupt room laughter and more crude jokes followed,
it was all funny until the lulz died down and few generals shrugged and gave birth
to the YOLO movement (Yidish Only Live Once). It is soo, demonic friend!

Now these longtailed demonic former wadaads have already crossed the gates into the underworld
expect the snet biblical flood soon, by a new army of born again crusaders led by Lucifer himself.

sorry about going off topic,
but since you are the expert in demons,
can you explain why i have demonic dreams.
there is this black and glossy thing with sharp features and edges that hovers over me, but is difficult to see fully.
it always ends with a struggle with me on top and anally raping it, while it screams like a goat.

i find it disturbing, and i read ayat al kursi..
its happenned 3 times with me raping it 2 out of 3 times.

its been 6 months lets see if it returns.

[BigBreak]

[FarIyoAlif]

The responses

Woe me! I have missed the holy congregation of the high priests of this immensely devout Church of God, the truthful words bestowed here in the evangelican church of SNET was not to be missed. O' Friar Somalimonk of Galhareeri, the monks of Buhoodle are with you in the struggle against the unholy Quaker movement, I pray you do not give in.

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Gurey

Ask an Imaam about it, it sounds vivid