Sex and alcohol makes you happier than kids and religion

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herndonhomer wrote:Sex and alcohol make a mentally and spiritually weak person happy, a mentally and spiritually strong person doesn't need them to be happy :sitdown:
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Rightwing wrote:
Basra- wrote:Olive Gardens? It is Offensive to even 'assume' I go there. Only old unsophisticated, middle class people go there. :whoa:


PS: Abdi---- I think its time for u to settle down. U cant always be the consummate bachelor?
Dr. Basra who wants knot tie with red eyed former Isbaaro manager?
If indeed this anticipated nuptial between these two legendary forumers comes to pass and i do personally pray for the sake of them both that it does, what a fitting fairy-tale end would it be for such an epic love story!!
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Rightwing wrote:
Basra- wrote:Olive Gardens? It is Offensive to even 'assume' I go there. Only old unsophisticated, middle class people go there. :whoa:


PS: Abdi---- I think its time for u to settle down. U cant always be the consummate bachelor?
Dr. Basra who wants knot tie with red eyed former Isbaaro manager?
Rightwing,

She and I were an item back in circa 2000. She was a cute receptionist @ the Welfare Services office. She was a mean receptionist chasing away many Xalimoz from the Benefits office but I was able to disable her with my ilkocase charm and my hypnotic red eyes. It was qoq from that moment on and lasted until she told me that she was getting married to her cousin to cover up some scandal. I did not ever figure out what that is.

P.S. Are you that cousin akhii ?
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AbdiWahab252 wrote:
Rightwing wrote:
Basra- wrote:Olive Gardens? It is Offensive to even 'assume' I go there. Only old unsophisticated, middle class people go there. :whoa:


PS: Abdi---- I think its time for u to settle down. U cant always be the consummate bachelor?
Dr. Basra who wants knot tie with red eyed former Isbaaro manager?
Rightwing,

She and I were an item back in circa 2000. She was a cute receptionist @ the Welfare Services office. She was a mean receptionist chasing away many Xalimoz from the Benefits office but I was able to disable her with my ilkocase charm and my hypnotic red eyes. It was qoq from that moment on and lasted until she told me that she was getting married to her cousin to cover up some scandal. I did not ever figure out what that is.

P.S. Are you that cousin akhii ?
:lol: :lol:
:Heh:
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AbdiWahab252 wrote:
Rightwing wrote:
Basra- wrote:Olive Gardens? It is Offensive to even 'assume' I go there. Only old unsophisticated, middle class people go there. :whoa:


PS: Abdi---- I think its time for u to settle down. U cant always be the consummate bachelor?
Dr. Basra who wants knot tie with red eyed former Isbaaro manager?
Rightwing,

She and I were an item back in circa 2000. She was a cute receptionist @ the Welfare Services office. She was a mean receptionist chasing away many Xalimoz from the Benefits office but I was able to disable her with my ilkocase charm and my hypnotic red eyes. It was qoq from that moment on and lasted until she told me that she was getting married to her cousin to cover up some scandal. I did not ever figure out what that is.

P.S. Are you that cousin akhii ?
:lol:
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AbdiWahab252 wrote:
Rightwing wrote:
Basra- wrote:Olive Gardens? It is Offensive to even 'assume' I go there. Only old unsophisticated, middle class people go there. :whoa:


PS: Abdi---- I think its time for u to settle down. U cant always be the consummate bachelor?
Dr. Basra who wants knot tie with red eyed former Isbaaro manager?
Rightwing,

She and I were an item back in circa 2000. She was a cute receptionist @ the Welfare Services office. She was a mean receptionist chasing away many Xalimoz from the Benefits office but I was able to disable her with my ilkocase charm and my hypnotic red eyes. It was qoq from that moment on and lasted until she told me that she was getting married to her cousin to cover up some scandal. I did not ever figure out what that is.

P.S. Are you that cousin akhii ?
:deadrose: :deadrose: :deadrose: :deadrose:
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sex i agree but why alcohol, i see many alcoholics and they dont look too happy to me lol
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somalis cannot handle alcohol..
its a sick sight seeing a drunk somali...

but my reply to the thread title..
NO i dissagree .

kids and religion and ive never been happier.
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Gurey,

Those who hide their drinking become bad drunks. I know this fellow who drinks yet is full of so much Islamic knowledge that he puts the wadaads to shame.
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AbdiWahab252 wrote:Gurey,

Those who hide their drinking become bad drunks. I know this fellow who drinks yet is full of so much Islamic knowledge that he puts the wadaads to shame.
yeah i come across those as well..
shame wallahi..

stick to the blessed herb !!!
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Occasionally drinking is good for you ,It's enjoyable, promotes possitive behavior many studies have shown that drinking glass of wine per day shows positive health benefits. The relaxation from the wine reduces stress increases socialisation and longevity :up:
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Gantaal05 wrote:Occasionally drinking is good for you ,It's enjoyable, promotes possitive behavior many studies have shown that drinking glass of wine per day shows positive health benefits. The relaxation from the wine reduces stress increases socialisation and longevity :up:
but alcohol is addictive, maybe you can handle it, but someone else could become a drunk and an alcoholic.
its because of this that it is xaraam, for the sake of society.
islam looks at the interests of society first and then the individual.
so individuals give up this luxury and society benefits.

for relaxation why not good old THC its almost as old as alcohol use in human society and some researches believe that humans were smoking weed before they discovered alcohol.
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gurey25 wrote:
Gantaal05 wrote:Occasionally drinking is good for you ,It's enjoyable, promotes possitive behavior many studies have shown that drinking glass of wine per day shows positive health benefits. The relaxation from the wine reduces stress increases socialisation and longevity :up:
but alcohol is addictive, maybe you can handle it, but someone else could become a drunk and an alcoholic.
its because of this that it is xaraam, for the sake of society.
islam looks at the interests of society first and then the individual.
so individuals give up this luxury and society benefits.

for relaxation why not good old THC its almost as old as alcohol use in human society and some researches believe that humans were smoking weed before they discovered alcohol.
stoner coming out of the closet :lol: gurey iibaashaal sxb caruurta uun ka ilaali horta midwaakha ma cabtaa
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Post by grandpakhalif »

gurey25 wrote:
AbdiWahab252 wrote:Gurey,

Those who hide their drinking become bad drunks. I know this fellow who drinks yet is full of so much Islamic knowledge that he puts the wadaads to shame.
yeah i come across those as well..
shame wallahi..

stick to the blessed herb !!!
brother, that herb is haram, whether you want to escape reality or not. I accepted that alxamdullilah and stopped toking.
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