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Re: Somali girl with daqan & sharaf ...10 ways to heaven

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You know who'd make a good wife? Tuushi! Stepping into twist's territory. :whew:
:blessed: :myman:

LOOOOL @ BV would make a good husband! :deadrose:


Greeny, you're right, haddaa farta afka u geliso kaama qaniineyso coz she will chop it off. :lol:
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Re: Somali girl with daqan & sharaf ...10 ways to heaven

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Qaraabokiil?


Hope you ain't implying that the only possibility for this fella is a rescue mission from the family? :mindblown: You're quite cold. :lol:
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Re: Somali girl with daqan & sharaf ...10 ways to heaven

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Twist wrote:
eliteSomali wrote:

You know who'd make a good wife? Tuushi! Stepping into twist's territory.
:myman:

LOOOOL @ BV would make a good husband! :deadrose:


Greeny, you're right, haddaa farta afka u geliso kaama qaniineyso coz she will chop it off. :lol:
Twist: What do you think about greenday? I heard she can cook good cambuulo iyo shaah. :blessed: Look no further, friend. :whew:
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Re: Somali girl with daqan & sharaf ...10 ways to heaven

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Rule 7) if you see a somali girl whos not wearing her hijab stare at her and make your eyes squint and spit on the ground as if you dont approve of her, try and make her feel really uncomfortable for wearing hooker clothes, inshallah she will change her scandalous ways and you will get ajar for it.

Rule 8) if you see a somali girl not adhering to these rules, try and get a picture of her, upload it on websites, go to the somali community centre and tell them when/where/what she was doing, go to great length to ostracize her from the community. I once saw a somali girl talking to a Jamaican boy, I took her picture, asked around facebook/twitter/community centre/ Somali halal meat shop/ who she was using her picture, when I found out her qabil I was able to track her down to her mother and father and their address, I then sent the pictures of the girl through their mail box, now the girl is in Hergeisa for daqan celis, she’s now married with 8 kids, marshallah I know if she could she would thank me.


Rule 10) Don’t ever let a man carry your shopping bags, that is a dirty western habbit sis, why would you want your husband to carry shopping bags when you are there? you should carry all the shopping bags if they are to heavy try bending over and carrying it on your back or your head like our grandmothers did sis ok.

:comeon: You must be kidding me with these rules, right? And why would you upload her pics on websites and spread it, you gain nothing but dambi in that case. Doing that means you are bashing you own sister. Let Allah judge her and deal with her. You worry about yourself :roll:

And the last rule, you think I will carry all the shopping bags alone and let him walk freely? what am I now? His dameer? A gentleman would never allow his wife carry heavy bags. So la noqo these lame rules. :lost:
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Re: Somali girl with daqan & sharaf ...10 ways to heaven

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BV dadee kacabaadsiise miyaa :whoa: am sure wee idin tartiibine if you men could only behave :lol:
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Re: Somali girl with daqan & sharaf ...10 ways to heaven

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Greeny, what? :o Tushi qof ay qaraabokiili rabtaa aa? Qofyahay sir aaba soo fakatay ee warka i sii bal, wadno xanuun aa igu ridi rabtaaye. :lol:


Ciisow, GD is young & wild marka anigoon middle age gaarin in uu cimri deg-deg igu dhaco maa rabtaa, awoowe? But she is a great match for you. :dj:
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Re: Somali girl with daqan & sharaf ...10 ways to heaven

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Elite yes anaga hadan walalkeen gacan qaban who will?

Lol@cambuulo karis thats in my blood ee maxa kale :eat:
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Re: Somali girl with daqan & sharaf ...10 ways to heaven

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War ha igu dhiman ani malabka that is tuush meel dheer uma sidee :mrgreen:
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Re: Somali girl with daqan & sharaf ...10 ways to heaven

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Sorry what? Are you saying you want keep her for yourself? :lol:
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Re: Somali girl with daqan & sharaf ...10 ways to heaven

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:lol:
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How did i miss this?

Elite,bless ur heart. :clap:
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Re: Somali girl with daqan & sharaf ...10 ways to heaven

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eliteSomali wrote:

You know who'd make a good wife? Tuushi! Stepping into twist's territory. :whew:
Tuushi wrote:How did i miss this?

Elite,bless ur heart. :clap:

:Obama:

Elite, you're automatically my best-man & if (though she doesn't like kids) we end up to have a son he'll be named after you, awoowe.
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Re: Somali girl with daqan & sharaf ...10 ways to heaven

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Twist wrote:
eliteSomali wrote:

You know who'd make a good wife? Tuushi! Stepping into twist's territory.
Tuushi wrote:How did i miss this?

Elite,bless ur heart.

:Obama:

Elite, you're automatically my best-man & if (though she doesn't like kids) we end up to have a son he'll be named after you, awoowe.
:blessed: Let's get it done now. I just saw abakar online, so are yalaxoow and afisoone. :whew: That makes us 4 witnesses, and we can PM shaikh hyper. :lol:


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Re: Somali girl with daqan & sharaf ...10 ways to heaven

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And the last rule, you think I will carry all the shopping bags alone and let him walk freely? what am I now? His dameer? A gentleman would never allow his wife carry heavy bags. So la noqo these lame rules. :lost:
That's dirty western habit.
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Re: Somali girl with daqan & sharaf ...10 ways to heaven

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greenday wrote:Elite yes anaga hadan walalkeen gacan qaban who will?

Lol@cambuulo karis thats in my blood ee maxa kale :eat:
:lol: greenday walahi waa dabecad ficantahay waxaan ka qeyliye how you turned around the cambuulo jambal thrown at ya :lol:
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