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Hal ka adkoo horta. No need to count your chicks (pun intended) before they hatch.

As his fellow kinsmen, I am willing to contribute 25% of the mehr as long as:

1) New gashaanti will spend the first 30 days at his buul (Hut)

2) Makes him laxoox and muqmad/odkac every fortnight

3) She greets him every morning with Salaamu Aleikum instead of WARYAHEEEEEEEEE

Hawdian wrote:As his fellow kinsmen, I am willing to contribute 25% of the mehr as long as:

1) New gashaanti will spend the first 30 days at his buul (Hut)

2) Makes him laxoox and muqmad/odkac every fortnight

3) She greets him every morning with Salaamu Aleikum instead of WARYAHEEEEEEEEE

Hawdian knows what's up.

laxoox=canjeelo mise malawax? rer waqooyi and their terms

faraaxoos,

We don't do malawax sounds like malax.

To nikaax a xaliimo you will require a wali, at least 5 witnesses, 100 kilos of gold, love poem in the form of an interpretive dance, your left kidney on plate, 5 front row seat tickets to abdi holland concert, income greater than the GDP of USA, a huge mansion made of diamonds, and the blood of a virgin.

Keyblade wrote:Hal ka adkoo horta. No need to count your chicks (pun intended) before they hatch.

Adeer, I will have 4 + 1 ma malakat aymanukum under control. Waa wax normal ah.

AgentOfChaos wrote:To nikaax a xaliimo you will require a wali, at least 5 witnesses, 100 kilos of gold, love poem in the form of an interpretive dance, your left kidney on plate, 5 front row seat tickets to abdi holland concert, income greater than the GDP of USA, a huge mansion made of diamonds, and the blood of a virgin.

Loooooooooooooool but adoons get dem for an apple

For a quote, I'll need you to provide: a copy of your last 2 pay cheques, a copy of your saving statement, a copy of your post-secondary diploma or degree, a picture of your car and it's total net worth, and at least one full body selfie, preferably shirtless.

I wonder how many young men she has rejected already

She is

Lilla "cold heart" Hiya

Caadi iska dhig.

Lillaahiya wrote:For a quote, I'll need you to provide: a copy of your last 2 pay cheques, a copy of your saving statement, a copy of your post-secondary diploma or degree, a picture of your car and it's total net worth, and at least one full body selfie, preferably shirtless.

My future job is work study so the paycheck goes straight to tuition.

My tuition is covered completely, so I can spend all my money on you.

I'm 18 but I need a milf like you oo cuntada ii kariisa, dabarkana ii riixdo.

Don't worry everything is under control.

Do you know what MILF means, just out of curiosity?

I know what it means literally, but I just call all older woman that are marriage material milfs.