I am not a hypocritical Muslim

[Adali]

Zuli my methods in the past were not good, to be frank I never claimed to be a saint, but this isn't a confession thread, rather I am looking for ways to mitigate my current problem. I even thought about getting a new gym outfit that reduces the exposure of my glistening skin which women find so irresistible.

Basra that is very mature, thanks.

[zulaika]

Zuli my methods in the past were not good, to be frank I never claimed to be a saint, but this isn't a confession thread, rather I am looking for ways to mitigate my current problem. I even thought about getting a new gym outfit that reduces the exposure of my glistening skin which women find so irresistible.

Basra that is very mature, thanks.

lol u r iressistible to women?... so that's what this all about huh? okie dokie then

[CushiticReflections]

Just be straight-forward with her - tell her she's a lovely girl but you're Muslim and don't date.

Keep fighting temptation. The most awkward part is shooting them down once and for all but at least girls aren't typically the pursuers so it's likely they won't keep trying after you say no.

[Adali]

Just be straight-forward with her - tell her she's a lovely girl but you're Muslim and don't date.

Keep fighting temptation. The most awkward part is shooting them down once and for all but at least girls aren't typically the pursuers so it's likely they won't keep trying after you say no.

I have not talked about my religion but I do reject them in a civilized manner, but it isn't just the one I'm afraid. I constantly make adjustment to my routine, I come in at different times to avoid them, before they build up the courage to even approach me I avoid eye contact but it isn't enough. Yes you are right, women aren't the pursuers normally, those who do I reject, but mostly I am dealing wit a professional temptress, they work out next to me, sometimes when I do push ups and the mat is empty they will deliberately come right next to me and do some weird workout/yoga stuff despite the plenty of space.

[Colonel]

Girls throw themselves at you? Daaaaaaamn, well this is the best brag-thread I have seen in a while, even better than ZubeirAwal's thread titled "I think it's safe to say that I'm really really .....really.....really...... ridiculously good looking."

my son Agent you gotta do something about these bajaq niggers

[InaSamaale]

Dear Adali,

I commend you for your good intentions of wanting to safeguard your chastity. No doubt this is a virtue found in a rare selected breed. I also sympathize profusely with your unique circumstances, being gifted with such tantalizing physique, coupled with your continuous efforts to maximize those biceps, triceps, deltoid and whatnot. It is almost inhumane to tempt us mere mortal women with such flesh. These are tough times for the fairer sex.

I do concur with your very pragmatic solution of 'dressing down' to obscure any flesh that might conjure any rancid images. You exemplify the song lyrics "too sexy for [your] shirt". In order to minimize such fitnah, I would not only suggest to cancel your membership at this mixed gym but to stop working out all together. However, you are allowed to part-take in some light jogging so that your overall fitness levels cannot be compromised.

These are not extreme measures but rather ones I deem appropriate, given your fitnah levels are a couple notches belowe Nabee Yusuf. Indeed, these are a tough times. I hope you are able to take into consideration my humble two cents worth as I have had the misfortune of encountering men with fitnah levels in par with yours. I wish you all the best.

Signed,
One concerned sister.

[Marques]

^One of the few times when essay-style writing is not boring to read..

[Ismail87]

Dear Adali,

I commend you in your good intentions of wanting to safeguard your chastity. No doubt this is a virtue found in a rare selected breed. I also sympathize profusely with your unique circumstances, being gifted with such tantalizing physique, coupled with your continuous efforts to maximize those biceps, triceps, deltoid and whatnot. It is almost inhumane to tempt us mere mortal women with such flesh. These are tough times for the fairer sex.

I do concur with your very pragmatic solution of 'dressing down' to obscure any flesh that might conjure any rancid images. You exemplify the song lyrics "too sexy for [your] shirt". In order to minimize such fitnah, I would not only suggest to cancel your membership at this mixed gym but to stop working out all together. However, you are allowed to part-take in some light jogging so that your overall fitness levels cannot be compromised.

These are not extreme measures but rather ones I deem appropriate, given your fitnah levels are a couple notches belowe Nabee Yusuf. Indeed, these are a tough times. I hope you are able to take into consideration my humble two cents worth as I have had the misfortune of encountering men with fitnah levels in par with yours. I wish you all the best.

Signed,
One concerned sister.

What an advice

[Insomniac]

Dear Adali,

I commend you for your good intentions of wanting to safeguard your chastity. No doubt this is a virtue found in a rare selected breed. I also sympathize profusely with your unique circumstances, being gifted with such tantalizing physique, coupled with your continuous efforts to maximize those biceps, triceps, deltoid and whatnot. It is almost inhumane to tempt us mere mortal women with such flesh. These are tough times for the fairer sex.

I do concur with your very pragmatic solution of 'dressing down' to obscure any flesh that might conjure any rancid images. You exemplify the song lyrics "too sexy for [your] shirt". In order to minimize such fitnah, I would not only suggest to cancel your membership at this mixed gym but to stop working out all together. However, you are allowed to part-take in some light jogging so that your overall fitness levels cannot be compromised.

These are not extreme measures but rather ones I deem appropriate, given your fitnah levels are a couple notches belowe Nabee Yusuf. Indeed, these are a tough times. I hope you are able to take into consideration my humble two cents worth as I have had the misfortune of encountering men with fitnah levels in par with yours. I wish you all the best.

Signed,
One concerned sister.

[Twist]

OP, so chicks are throwing themselves at you & you're throwing them off?

Dear Adali,

I commend you for your good intentions of wanting to safeguard your chastity. No doubt this is a virtue found in a rare selected breed. I also sympathize profusely with your unique circumstances, being gifted with such tantalizing physique, coupled with your continuous efforts to maximize those biceps, triceps, deltoid and whatnot. It is almost inhumane to tempt us mere mortal women with such flesh. These are tough times for the fairer sex.

I do concur with your very pragmatic solution of 'dressing down' to obscure any flesh that might conjure any rancid images. You exemplify the song lyrics "too sexy for [your] shirt". In order to minimize such fitnah, I would not only suggest to cancel your membership at this mixed gym but to stop working out all together. However, you are allowed to part-take in some light jogging so that your overall fitness levels cannot be compromised.

These are not extreme measures but rather ones I deem appropriate, given your fitnah levels are a couple notches belowe Nabee Yusuf. Indeed, these are a tough times. I hope you are able to take into consideration my humble two cents worth as I have had the misfortune of encountering men with fitnah levels in par with yours. I wish you all the best.

Signed,
One concerned sister.

[AgentOfChaos]

Dear Adali,

I commend you for your good intentions of wanting to safeguard your chastity. No doubt this is a virtue found in a rare selected breed. I also sympathize profusely with your unique circumstances, being gifted with such tantalizing physique, coupled with your continuous efforts to maximize those biceps, triceps, deltoid and whatnot. It is almost inhumane to tempt us mere mortal women with such flesh. These are tough times for the fairer sex.

I do concur with your very pragmatic solution of 'dressing down' to obscure any flesh that might conjure any rancid images. You exemplify the song lyrics "too sexy for [your] shirt". In order to minimize such fitnah, I would not only suggest to cancel your membership at this mixed gym but to stop working out all together. However, you are allowed to part-take in some light jogging so that your overall fitness levels cannot be compromised.

These are not extreme measures but rather ones I deem appropriate, given your fitnah levels are a couple notches belowe Nabee Yusuf. Indeed, these are a tough times. I hope you are able to take into consideration my humble two cents worth as I have had the misfortune of encountering men with fitnah levels in par with yours. I wish you all the best.

Signed,
One concerned sister.

Good, good, let the sarcasm flow through you my young padawan.

[Adali]

Dear Adali,

I commend you for your good intentions of wanting to safeguard your chastity. No doubt this is a virtue found in a rare selected breed. I also sympathize profusely with your unique circumstances, being gifted with such tantalizing physique, coupled with your continuous efforts to maximize those biceps, triceps, deltoid and whatnot. It is almost inhumane to tempt us mere mortal women with such flesh. These are tough times for the fairer sex.

I do concur with your very pragmatic solution of 'dressing down' to obscure any flesh that might conjure any rancid images. You exemplify the song lyrics "too sexy for [your] shirt". In order to minimize such fitnah, I would not only suggest to cancel your membership at this mixed gym but to stop working out all together. However, you are allowed to part-take in some light jogging so that your overall fitness levels cannot be compromised.

These are not extreme measures but rather ones I deem appropriate, given your fitnah levels are a couple notches belowe Nabee Yusuf. Indeed, these are a tough times. I hope you are able to take into consideration my humble two cents worth as I have had the misfortune of encountering men with fitnah levels in par with yours. I wish you all the best.

Signed,
One concerned sister.

elaborate sarcasm or a genuine advice, its hard to tell.

but thanks for taking your time to write this nicely worded letter, it has actually open my mind to new problem solving ideas, cheers.

[InaSamaale]

elaborate sarcasm or a genuine advice, its hard to tell.

but thanks for taking your time to write this nicely worded letter, it has actually open my mind to new problem solving ideas, cheers.

Mostly sarcasm but you're a great sport.

Agent, smh at the star wars reference. Had to google that by the way.

[Adali]

in that case well done, you get an A for effort troll, I hope it didn't take up too much of your time.

[Lillaahiya]

Dear Adali,

I commend you for your good intentions of wanting to safeguard your chastity. No doubt this is a virtue found in a rare selected breed. I also sympathize profusely with your unique circumstances, being gifted with such tantalizing physique, coupled with your continuous efforts to maximize those biceps, triceps, deltoid and whatnot. It is almost inhumane to tempt us mere mortal women with such flesh. These are tough times for the fairer sex.

I do concur with your very pragmatic solution of 'dressing down' to obscure any flesh that might conjure any rancid images. You exemplify the song lyrics "too sexy for [your] shirt". In order to minimize such fitnah, I would not only suggest to cancel your membership at this mixed gym but to stop working out all together. However, you are allowed to part-take in some light jogging so that your overall fitness levels cannot be compromised.

These are not extreme measures but rather ones I deem appropriate, given your fitnah levels are a couple notches belowe Nabee Yusuf. Indeed, these are a tough times. I hope you are able to take into consideration my humble two cents worth as I have had the misfortune of encountering men with fitnah levels in par with yours. I wish you all the best.

Signed,
One concerned sister.

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